Marks Back, Sack and Crack appontment

Do you think he did it?

No, he's not that sort of person
0
No votes
No, he's too much of a pussy
13
37%
No, he just did a drive by
7
20%
No, it's just a marketing ploy for Shell
2
6%
Yes, he got pressured into it
3
9%
Yes, he wanted to try it
2
6%
Yes, he always does it, he just wanted someone else to pay for it
5
14%
Yes, it's a marketing ploy for Shell and he has shares in the business
3
9%
 
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Marks Back, Sack and Crack appontment

Postby Bubba » Sun Oct 12, 2008 2:44 pm

On Friday night Mark agreed that he needed his Back, Sack and Crack waxed. Shell agreed she would do it (in the best possible taste of course), there was a whip around and the deal was done. Handbrake agreed to record the occasion.

Can't back out now Mark, too many witnesses, too much money has passed hands, we can even give the extra money to charity if you want but it will be done, and there will be photo's!
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Re: Marks Back, Sack and Crack appontment

Postby Heath » Sun Oct 12, 2008 3:09 pm

You poor bastard. Dont know if we should laugh at you or CRY with you. Rather you then me, just thinking about it sends a cold shiver down the spine of most red blooded males.

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Re: Marks Back, Sack and Crack appontment

Postby skid » Sun Oct 12, 2008 4:11 pm

I think we need another witness to attend



So figuring that Sadam put in nearly half the money :oops: :oops: he should be the logical choice to bear witness to the occasion and maybe operate the video camera so we hear the crying :cry:
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Re: Marks Back, Sack and Crack appontment

Postby Nizsafari » Sun Oct 12, 2008 4:23 pm

Bubba wrote:On Friday night Mark agreed that he needed his Back, Sack and Crack waxed. Shell agreed she would do it (in the best possible taste of course), there was a whip around and the deal was done. Handbrake agreed to record the occasion.

Can't back out now Mark, too many witnesses, too much money has passed hands, we can even give the extra money to charity if you want but it will be done, and there will be photo's!


take a needle and thread just incase the wax rips the sack open, you'll need something to stitch them up with..... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: oh the effects of alcohol consumption..
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Re: Marks Back, Sack and Crack appontment

Postby gazza » Sun Oct 12, 2008 8:14 pm

I,m cringing just reading this. :shock: Wtf were you drinking Mark :?: :?: :?:
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Postby skid » Sun Oct 12, 2008 8:41 pm

gazza wrote:I,m cringing just reading this. :shock: Wtf were you drinking Mark :?: :?: :?:



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Re: Marks Back, Sack and Crack appontment

Postby Jerry » Sun Oct 12, 2008 8:42 pm

his own hombrew spirits... :roll:
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Postby mroffroader » Sun Oct 12, 2008 8:42 pm

gazza wrote:I,m cringing just reading this. :shock: Wtf were you drinking Mark :?: :?: :?:


Everything and far to much of it :lol:

You poor bastard Mark what have we done :lol: :lol: :lol:




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Re: Marks Back, Sack and Crack appontment

Postby Beer_Cruiser » Sun Oct 12, 2008 9:51 pm

gazza wrote:I,m cringing just reading this. :shock: Wtf were you drinking Mark :?: :?: :?:

This is why I said no thanks when you started to pour those rums Mark.....

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Re: Marks Back, Sack and Crack appontment

Postby PR » Sun Oct 12, 2008 9:54 pm

At least he didnt spilt it all over you :lol: aye Mark :wink: next time I am around him and hes drinking his homebrew I will wear a rain coat :mrgreen:
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Re: Marks Back, Sack and Crack appontment

Postby Bubba » Mon Oct 13, 2008 11:36 am

PR wrote:At least he didnt spilt it all over you :lol: aye Mark :wink: next time I am around him and hes drinking his homebrew I will wear a rain coat :mrgreen:


Oh but he did spit it all up the next morning though :mrgreen: :lol:

No excuses now though, if he won't go then we will have to go to him
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Re: Marks Back, Sack and Crack appontment

Postby skid » Mon Oct 13, 2008 12:05 pm

Bubba wrote:
PR wrote:At least he didnt spilt it all over you :lol: aye Mark :wink: next time I am around him and hes drinking his homebrew I will wear a rain coat :mrgreen:


Oh but he did spit it all up the next morning though :mrgreen: :lol:

No excuses now though, if he won't go then we will have to go to him



theres probably a few of us that could do with it :oops: :oops: :oops: :cry:
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Re: Marks Back, Sack and Crack appontment

Postby Jerry » Mon Oct 13, 2008 12:11 pm

Are you agreeing to it SKID :lol:
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Re: Marks Back, Sack and Crack appontment

Postby skid » Mon Oct 13, 2008 6:04 pm

Jerry wrote:Are you agreeing to it SKID :lol:



I can honestly say that the thought of getting something like this has crossed my mind, but after last years "movember" pictures, I will not be humiliating myself in the public gallery again.

Also, the back and crack sound OK, but the thought of those wax strips peeling across your scrotum just make me wince everytime.

Truthfully, if it ever happened it would be my little secret, and the only other person who would know would be the waxer and I don't think they would be somebody off this forum.

Would fly overseas far far away to get it done


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Re: Marks Back, Sack and Crack appontment

Postby taz01 » Mon Oct 13, 2008 6:26 pm

awww hell i thought i was chipping a tenner for more beer ........but this sound far more painful than any hangover i could incur on myself :lol: .....well it aint me so suggest drink lots of brew dude and may the regrowth be quick and with little itchiness..... oh wait on second thoughts i hope its slow and may your nuts rub long :shock: :shock:
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Re: Marks Back, Sack and Crack appontment

Postby Heath » Mon Oct 13, 2008 6:41 pm

skid wrote:I think we need another witness to attend



So figuring that Sadam put in nearly half the money :oops: :oops: he should be the logical choice to bear witness to the occasion and maybe operate the video camera so we hear the crying :cry:


Don't know that I would like to see footage. Maybe just focus on his face and watch the expressions change with a little audio of the ripping sounds also.

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Re: Marks Back, Sack and Crack appontment

Postby gazza » Tue Oct 14, 2008 12:30 am



jeeez that was funny as, brought tears to my eyes in more ways than one :lol: .home brew is deadly :lol: i,m just glad there was plenty of witnesses, so no backing out :twisted:
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Re: Marks Back, Sack and Crack appontment

Postby Ryan » Tue Oct 14, 2008 5:26 am

Mark is keeping very quiet on this one?? 8)
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Re: Marks Back, Sack and Crack appontment

Postby Mark » Tue Oct 14, 2008 1:47 pm

Shit, shit, shit, shit.... why did you have to remember that!
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Re: Marks Back, Sack and Crack appontment

Postby abbo » Tue Oct 14, 2008 4:51 pm

Heath wrote:
skid wrote:I think we need another witness to attend



So figuring that Sadam put in nearly half the money :oops: :oops: he should be the logical choice to bear witness to the occasion and maybe operate the video camera so we hear the crying :cry:


Don't know that I would like to see footage. Maybe just focus on his face and watch the expressions change with a little audio of the ripping sounds also.

THIS IS THE WAY TO DO IT . LOADS OF SOUND AND ONLY THE FACE PLEASE :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: So whens it booked in.... :?: :?: :?: Or is this the next wellington get together :lol: :lol: :shock: :shock:
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Re: Marks Back, Sack and Crack appontment

Postby Sadam_Husain » Tue Oct 14, 2008 7:14 pm

abbo wrote: So whens it booked in.... :?: :?: :?: Or is this the next wellington get together :lol: :lol: :shock: :shock:


There might be a large convoy of trucks escorting Mark down to Shell's Beauty Spa for the next Wellington event, whos bringing the BBQ? :lol: :lol:

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Re: Marks Back, Sack and Crack appontment

Postby Nizsafari » Tue Oct 14, 2008 7:51 pm

Sadam_Husain wrote:
abbo wrote: So whens it booked in.... :?: :?: :?: Or is this the next wellington get together :lol: :lol: :shock: :shock:


There might be a large convoy of trucks escorting Mark down to Shell's Beauty Spa for the next Wellington event, whos bringing the BBQ? :lol: :lol:


yea why not,, maybe we should make up some banners??? :D :D

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Re: Marks Back, Sack and Crack appontment

Postby gazza » Tue Oct 14, 2008 10:44 pm

Mark wrote:Shit, shit, shit, shit.... why did you have to remember that!

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Re: Marks Back, Sack and Crack appontment

Postby PR » Wed Oct 15, 2008 8:03 am

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Re: Marks Back, Sack and Crack appontment

Postby abbo » Thu Oct 16, 2008 5:23 pm

Sadam_Husain wrote:
abbo wrote: So whens it booked in.... :?: :?: :?: Or is this the next wellington get together :lol: :lol: :shock: :shock:


There might be a large convoy of trucks escorting Mark down to Shell's Beauty Spa for the next Wellington event, whos bringing the BBQ? :lol: :lol:

BBQ no worries i can bring one :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :mrgreen:
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Re: Marks Back, Sack and Crack appontment

Postby Jerry » Thu Oct 16, 2008 5:29 pm

Nobody bring any meatballs or mountian oysters to cook on it :oops:
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Re: Marks Back, Sack and Crack appontment

Postby mercutio » Thu Oct 16, 2008 5:55 pm

hey mark what is your fave charity could do this as a fundraiser :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
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Re: Marks Back, Sack and Crack appontment

Postby Bubba » Thu Oct 16, 2008 7:30 pm

So, whats the plan? Lets all rock round to shells beauty spa the next free weekend with chilly bins and a bbq. While we are there we can stock up on face cream
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Re: Marks Back, Sack and Crack appontment

Postby gazza » Thu Oct 16, 2008 7:49 pm

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