Marks Back, Sack and Crack appontment

Do you think he did it?

No, he's not that sort of person
0
No votes
No, he's too much of a pussy
13
37%
No, he just did a drive by
7
20%
No, it's just a marketing ploy for Shell
2
6%
Yes, he got pressured into it
3
9%
Yes, he wanted to try it
2
6%
Yes, he always does it, he just wanted someone else to pay for it
5
14%
Yes, it's a marketing ploy for Shell and he has shares in the business
3
9%
 
Total votes: 35
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Re: Marks Back, Sack and Crack appontment

Postby Bubba » Fri Oct 17, 2008 7:48 am

gazza wrote:Image


Whats that thing Gazza? Looks like some sort of prehistoric recording device :P
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Re: Marks Back, Sack and Crack appontment

Postby TopGear » Fri Oct 17, 2008 8:12 am

Gosh I thought that it was all booked in for Wednesday 15th....and yet theres no news....

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Re: Marks Back, Sack and Crack appontment

Postby Bubba » Fri Oct 17, 2008 1:16 pm

TopGear wrote:Gosh I thought that it was all booked in for Wednesday 15th....and yet theres no news....


Considering you were the only sober one there then i guess you are right, did we decide on a time?
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Re: Marks Back, Sack and Crack appontment

Postby gazza » Fri Oct 17, 2008 1:41 pm

Bubba wrote:
gazza wrote:Image


Whats that thing Gazza? Looks like some sort of prehistoric recording device :P



lol how bout this then bubba
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Re: Marks Back, Sack and Crack appontment

Postby Jerry » Fri Oct 17, 2008 5:34 pm

Bubba still has betamax :lol:
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Re: Marks Back, Sack and Crack appontment

Postby mercutio » Fri Oct 17, 2008 6:00 pm

betamax is so underrated it was still used professionally a few years ago
the only reason betamax failed as a format is they refused to allow porn to be distributed on it :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
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Re: Marks Back, Sack and Crack appontment

Postby Bubba » Mon Oct 20, 2008 8:15 am

mercutio wrote:betamax is so underrated it was still used professionally a few years ago
the only reason betamax failed as a format is they refused to allow porn to be distributed on it :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:


Not true!! I watched my first porn on Beta!! But it sounds a fair enough reason to get rid of to me to me
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Postby Mark » Mon Oct 20, 2008 8:44 am

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Re: Marks Back, Sack and Crack appontment

Postby skid » Mon Oct 20, 2008 8:49 am

Mark wrote:Image



hahahahahahahaha

did you just do a drive by

or are you actually there

someone ring her up and ask for Mark, or just listen to see if anyone i the backgruond is screaming
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Re: Marks Back, Sack and Crack appontment

Postby mroffroader » Tue Oct 21, 2008 9:56 am

At that point i'd be crying :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Marks Back, Sack and Crack appontment

Postby madaz068 » Tue Oct 21, 2008 10:03 am

enough lol my work mates are looking at me while im pissing myself laughing :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: Marks Back, Sack and Crack appontment

Postby skid » Tue Oct 21, 2008 10:29 am

hes all lies

we need more proof
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Re: Marks Back, Sack and Crack appontment

Postby Bubba » Tue Oct 21, 2008 11:00 am

Thats a mighty evil grin Shell has :twisted:
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Re: Marks Back, Sack and Crack appontment

Postby wgtnnewbie » Tue Oct 21, 2008 4:04 pm

Bubba wrote:Thats a mighty evil grin Shell has :twisted:


i bet she's thinking which other suckers off here she can get in..... :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Marks Back, Sack and Crack appontment

Postby safaripete » Tue Oct 21, 2008 5:05 pm

i dont see what ya all crying about it not that bad :D

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Re: Marks Back, Sack and Crack appontment

Postby gazza » Tue Oct 21, 2008 11:46 pm

Mark wrote:Image


fark mark whats her name :P , Just so i can check, cause theres no way he,s gone through with it.he may of bribed her but theres 20+ of us and we can bribe better :D
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Re: Marks Back, Sack and Crack appontment

Postby Bubba » Wed Oct 22, 2008 8:50 am

Gazza,

Her name is Michelle (Shell) and yes she's a member of ORE and so is her boyfriend and her dodgy, opps I mean adopted son
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Re: Marks Back, Sack and Crack appontment

Postby Mark » Thu Oct 23, 2008 12:35 pm

Hehehe, that's so funny the way the voting is going (see above).
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Re: Marks Back, Sack and Crack appontment

Postby madaz068 » Thu Oct 23, 2008 12:54 pm

Mark wrote:Image

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Re: Marks Back, Sack and Crack appontment

Postby BrentC » Thu Oct 23, 2008 1:44 pm

madaz068 wrote:
Mark wrote:Image

:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:



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Re: Marks Back, Sack and Crack appontment

Postby skid » Thu Oct 23, 2008 2:11 pm

stop taking a photo of ya missus elbow

and tell us if you've done the deed or not
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Re: Marks Back, Sack and Crack appontment

Postby Mark » Thu Oct 30, 2008 12:34 pm

It's amazing how fast hair grows back!
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Re: Marks Back, Sack and Crack appontment

Postby skid » Thu Oct 30, 2008 12:57 pm

Mark wrote:It's amazing how fast hair grows back!



FROM WHEN YOU WERE BORN


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Re: Marks Back, Sack and Crack appontment

Postby Mark » Thu Oct 30, 2008 3:58 pm

It's interesting to see the poll results. I figured that "No, he's too much of a pussy" would be the winner from this poll ;)

But you are all wrong. The correct answer was in fact "Yes, he wanted to try it" with a tiny hint of "Yes, he got pressured into it" just to push me over the edge and actually give it a nudge. I even went that extra step and got my chest done as well! :shock: :shock:
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Re: Marks Back, Sack and Crack appontment

Postby TopGear » Thu Oct 30, 2008 4:00 pm

your chest aye...so wheres the photo of that?

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Re: Marks Back, Sack and Crack appontment

Postby TopGear » Thu Oct 30, 2008 4:01 pm

did you even have a hairy chest to start with? Hayley its time for you to jump in here!!! Is he a new improved version or just an itchy prickly version :-)

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Re: Marks Back, Sack and Crack appontment

Postby mike » Thu Oct 30, 2008 6:52 pm

Mark wrote:It's interesting to see the poll results. I figured that "No, he's too much of a pussy" would be the winner from this poll ;)

But you are all wrong. The correct answer was in fact "Yes, he wanted to try it" with a tiny hint of "Yes, he got pressured into it" just to push me over the edge and actually give it a nudge. I even went that extra step and got my chest done as well! :shock: :shock:



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Re: Marks Back, Sack and Crack appontment

Postby dazza85 » Fri Nov 14, 2008 7:54 am

WAX is Not your Friend

All hair removal methods have tricked women with their promises of easy, painless removal - The epilady, scissors, razors, Nair and now...the wax.

My night began as any other normal weeknight. Come home, fix dinner, play with the kids. I then had the thought that would ring painfully in my mind for the next few hours: "Maybe I should pull the waxing kit out of the medicine cabinet." So I headed to the site of my demise: the bathroom.

It was one of those "cold wax" kits. No melting a clump of hot wax, you just rub the strips together in your hand, they get warm and you peel them apart and press them to your leg (or wherever else) and you pull the hair right off. No muss, no fuss. How hard can it be? I mean, I'm not a genius, but I am mechanically inclined enough to figure this out.(YA THINK!?!)

So I pull one of the thin strips out. Its two strips facing each other stuck together. Instead of rubbing them together, my genius kicks in so I get out the hair dryer and heat it to 1000 degrees. ("Cold wax,"yeah...right!) I lay the strip across my thigh. Hold the skin around it tight and pull. It works!OK, so it wasn't the best feeling, but it wasn't too bad. I can do this! Hair removal no longer eludes me! I am She-rah, fighter of all wayward body hair and maker of smooth skin extraordinaire.

With my next wax strip I move north. After checking on the kids, I sneak back into the bathroom, for the ultimate hair fighting championship. I drop my panties and place one foot on the toilet. Using the same procedure, I apply the one strip across the right side of my bikini line, covering the right half of my *hoo-hoo* and stretching down to the inside of my butt cheek (Yes, it was a long strip) I inhale deeply and brace myself....RRRRIIIPPP!!!!

I'm blind!!! Blinded from pain!!!!....OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!! Vision returning, I notice that I've only managed to pull off half the strip. CRAP!!! Another deep breath and RRIIPP!! Everything is swirly and spotted. I think I may pass out...must stay conscious...Do I hear crashing drums??? Breathe, breathe...OK, back to normal.

I want to see my trophy - a wax covered strip, the one that has caused me so much pain, with my hairy pelt sticking to it. I want to revel in the glory that is my triumph over body hair. I hold up the strip! There's no hair on it. Where is the hair??? WHERE IS THE WAX???

Slowly I ease my head down, foot still perched on the toilet. I see the hair. The hair that should be on the strip. I touch. I am touching wax.

CRAP! I run my fingers over the most sensitive part of my body, which is now covered in cold wax and matted hair.

Then I make the next BIG mistake...remember my foot is still propped up on the toilet? I know I need to do something. So I put my foot down.

DAMN!!!!!!!! I hear the slamming of a cell door. *hoo-hoo*? Sealed shut! Butt?? Sealed shut!

I penguin walk around the bathroom trying to figure out what to do and think to myself "Please don't let me get the urge to poop. My head may pop off!" What can I do to melt the wax? Hot water!! Hot water melts wax!!!

'll run the hottest water I can stand into the bathtub, get in, immerse the wax-covered bits and the wax should melt and I can gently wipe it off, right??? WRONG!!!!!!!

I get in the tub - the water is slightly hotter than that used to torture prisoners of war or sterilize surgical equipment - I sit.

Now, the only thing worse than having your nether regions glued together is having them glued together and then glued to the bottom of the tub...in scalding hot water. Which, by the way, doesn't melt cold wax.

So, now I'm stuck to the bottom of the tub as though I had cement-epoxied myself to the porcelain!!

God bless the man who had convinced me a few months ago to have a phone put in the bathroom!!!!!

I call my friend, thinking surely she has waxed before and has some secret of how to get me undone. It's a very good conversation starter.

"So, my butt and who-ha are glued together to the bottom of the tub!"

There is a slight pause. She doesn't know any secret tricks for removal but she does try to hide her laughter from me. She wants to know exactly where the wax is located, "Are we talking cheeks or who-ha?"

She's laughing out loud by now...I can hear her. I give her the rundown and she suggests I call the number on the side of the box. YEAH!!!!! Right!! I should be the joke of someone else's night.

While we go through various solutions. I resort to scraping the wax off with a razor. Nothing feels better then to have your girlie goodies covered in hot wax, glued shut, stuck to the tub in super hot water and then dry-shaving the sticky wax off!!

By now the brain is not working, dignity has taken a major hike and I'm pretty sure I'm going to need Post-Traumatic Stress counseling for this event.

My friend is still talking with me when I finally see my saving grace....the lotion they give you to remove the excess wax. What do I really have to lose at this point? I rub some on and OH MY GOD!!!!!!!

The scream probably woke the kids and scared the dickens out of my friend.

It's sooo painful, but I really don't care. "IT WORKS!! It works!!" I get a hearty congratulation from my friend and she hangs up.

I successfully remove the remainder of the wax and then notice to my grief and despair....THE HAIR IS STILL THERE.......ALL OF IT!!!!!!!!!!

So I recklessly shave it off. Heck, I'm numb by now. Nothing hurts. I could have amputated my own leg at this point.

Next week I'm going to try hair color......
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