Lada jokes??

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Lada jokes??

Postby rotordogg » Thu Feb 10, 2011 5:21 pm

So now there's a lada section, can we get all the lada jokes in one place??

My first club outing in Miniskip I turned up with as many jokes written on the truck as I could find, thougth I'd get in before the other's did!!

(I've got a list written somewhere, I'll add more later)

Post up your favourites!!! Here's six to get you started...



What do you call a lada at the top of a hill??
A miricle.

What do you call a doz lada's at the top of a hill??
A car yard.

What do you call a hundred lada's at the top of a hill??
A scrap yard.

Why do lada's have two spare wheel's?
So you can bike home.

Why do lada's have heated rear window?
To keep your hands warm when puching them.

What do a pregnant school girl and a lada have in common?
There both an embarrisment to the family.
It's just more fun in a lada !!

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Re: Lada jokes??

Postby ClassicCruiserSpares » Thu Feb 10, 2011 5:33 pm

What do you call a Lada with twin exhaust pipes?
A wheel Barrow!!! :lol: :lol:

How do you double the price of a Lada?
Fill it with petrol!!! :D :D
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Re: Lada jokes??

Postby giovanni » Fri Feb 11, 2011 12:14 pm

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Re: Lada jokes??

Postby vvilly » Fri Feb 11, 2011 10:04 pm

A man goes into a car accessory shop and say's to the assistant "Can I have a hub cap for my Lada?"
The assistant thinks for a moment and reply's "Okay, it seems a fair swop"

What's the difference between a Lada and a golf ball?
You can drive a golf ball 200 metres.

What's the difference between a Jehovah's Witness and a Lada?
You can shut the door on a Jehovah's Witness.
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Re: Lada jokes??

Postby DJ » Sat Feb 12, 2011 9:47 am

how many poeple does it take to assemble a Lada?


Three ..two folding one glueing

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Re: Lada jokes??

Postby baxter » Sun Feb 13, 2011 11:40 pm

rotordogg wrote:So now there's a lada section, can we get all the lada jokes in one place??


They're all here http://www.ladaniva.co.uk/baxter/resources/jokes.htm

:)

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Re: Lada jokes??

Postby Hoodoo » Mon Feb 14, 2011 6:51 am

I'd prefer a land Rover. (You believe that???? :D )
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Re: Lada jokes??

Postby SP450andLE » Mon Sep 05, 2011 2:41 pm

Listen to the English version :wink: :lol:

http://goo.gl/CLB7w
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Re: Lada jokes??

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Re: Lada jokes??

Postby rotordogg » Mon Sep 05, 2011 7:00 pm

Andrew1706 wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHF46ksm-vk

Vid I made a few years ago :P


LMAO :lol:
It's just more fun in a lada !!

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Re: Lada jokes??

Postby Hoodoo » Fri Sep 09, 2011 6:29 am

Andrew1706 wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHF46ksm-vk

Vid I made a few years ago :P




That's good!!
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