WELLY ORE CREW "why the faaark not" DINNER '4TH JULY'

[mudnutz]

SKID
reece and lyn
sadam
taz01 & Sheryl
Bob & Siw
newbie
Jerry
rob & karen

[dixie]

Bugger I've got something else on that night.

Not to sound like a farkin weetard but has a definate date been set down for this feast?

OH DEAR, not a good start for you my friend

uncle bob will lend you his specs when you see him, but in the meantime to save you trolling back thru some of the dribble


Saturday 4th July, 7pm @ The Genghis Kahn, Wellytown

pre dinner drinks are someone elses domain

ooops my bad!! I may have got distracted due to the inability of been unable to log on for the past 2 FARKIN days. I need to check my calender and come back to ya!!
Cheers

[stinky]

SKID
reece and lyn
sadam
taz01 & Sheryl
Bob & Siw
newbie
Jerry
rob & karen
Stinky

[possum70]

SKID
reece and lyn
sadam
taz01 & Sheryl
Bob & Siw
newbie
Jerry
rob & karen
Stinky
cindy & simon

[mike]

SKID
reece and lyn
sadam
taz01 & Sheryl
Bob & Siw
newbie
Jerry
rob & karen
Stinky
cindy & simon
Mike & Danica (Snr Doc Person, makes for good winding)

[Bubba]

Don't forget Sarah and I!!

[Moriarty]

Don't forget Sarah and I!!

Seeing as poor ole Bubba finds it difficult to comprehend and follow instructions..... I shall add him to the list so we dont forget him, even if we try VERY VERY hard....

SKID
Reece and Lyn
Sadam
Taz01 & Sheryl
Bob & Siw
Newbie
Jerry
Rob & Karen
Stinky
Cindy & Simon
Mike & Danica (Snr Doc Person, makes for good winding)
Bubba and Sarah

[SV1K]

Don't forget Sarah and I!!

Seeing as poor ole Bubba finds it difficult to comprehend and follow instructions..... I shall add him to the list so we dont forget him, even if we try VERY VERY hard....

SKID
Reece and Lyn
Sadam
Taz01 & Sheryl
Bob & Siw
Newbie
Jerry
Rob & Karen
Stinky
Cindy & Simon
Mike & Danica (Snr Doc Person, makes for good winding)
Bubba and Sarah
Linley and Nigel

coz she can't read or follow instructions either...

[Bubba]

Dear Grandpa Simpson, you appear to have mistaken "not doing" and "not knowing what to do".

You can only come if you organise the Transit van with the wheelchair in the back, the one from the "Retirement Village for the senile and irrelevant", which is where you live, wouldn’t want you throwing a hip walking up the hill from the car park. You do know that we will be having dinner after dark don’t you? Not at your usual 3pm dinner time.

Just make sure that you use lots of dental glue so your teeth don’t come out while eating, I know you’re not used to eating anything that’s not pureed first. Can you also make sure you colostomy bag is empty as well. I’m reminding you now because I know you will forget you forgetful old bastard

[Moriarty]

Dear Grandpa Simpson, you appear to have mistaken "not doing" and "not knowing what to do".

You can only come if you organise the Transit van with the wheelchair in the back, the one from the "Retirement Village for the senile and irrelevant", which is where you live, wouldn’t want you throwing a hip walking up the hill from the car park. You do know that we will be having dinner after dark don’t you? Not at your usual 3pm dinner time.

Just make sure that you use lots of dental glue so your teeth don’t come out while eating, I know you’re not used to eating anything that’s not pureed first. Can you also make sure you colostomy bag is empty as well. I’m reminding you now because I know you will forget you forgetful old bastard

Dear tit-milk-fed Bubba.
"Not doing" and :not knowing WHAT to do" could have been easily ascertained by reading the post entire.

instructions are only one page back, so I guess that is enough of an excuse for your not seeing it. Something to do with short attention spans and being a bear of very little brain.

I will, however, for your benefit, repeat Skids instructions below.
The relevant bits will be in Microsoft BLUE to make them easy to find

If there is any part of these instructions that seems too hard to comprehend, I will get Jery to explain them to you. he has an unmatched fund of small, short words, some of which you may understand.

Skid wrote:
RIGHTO THEN, IN ORDER FOR THIS TO WORK OUT, I NEED DEFINITE NUMBERS

THIS IS NOT SOME PANSY ARSE TRIP INTO RALLYWOODS WHERE YOU CAN PULL OUT AT THE LAST MINUTE

A RESTAURANT IS SOMEBODYS LIVELIHOOD, SO THEY NEED TO KNOW EXACT NUMBERS

DUE TO THE NUMBERS EXPRESSING INTEREST SO FAR, I WOULD LIKE TO GET A DEFINITE FIGURE WITHIN THE NEXT WEEK.

SO NEXT WEDNESDAY, I WILL BE MAKING A DEFINITE BOOKING

SO COPY AND PASTE THE QUOTE AND ADD TO IT PLEASE

CHEERS

SKID

End quote

I trust that this has been of some help to you now, and in the future, and that you will treat this as an object lesson in comprehension, reading skills and planning.
Yrs Etc,
Grandfather B

PS, your puerile attempts to belittle me by referring to the passage of time, state of health, (imagined by yourself) and medical condition are quite obviously figments of your over excited brain cell, are a weak attempt to divert me from noticing that you have not indeed, comprehended the above instructions.

However, your concern for my well-being is noted and will be publicly acknowledged at the coming event, by my buying you a drink fit for the occasion.
B

[Beer_Cruiser]

SKID
Reece and Lyn
Sadam
Taz01 & Sheryl
Bob & Siw
Newbie
Jerry
Rob & Karen
Stinky
Cindy & Simon
Mike & Danica (Snr Doc Person, makes for good winding)
Bubba and Sarah
Linley and Nigel
Malcolm and Deb

[Bubba]

Dear tit-milk-fed Bubba. blah blah blah.............. More blah............. Is it over yet?................ I stopped reading about here. .............. GOD please make him stop dribbling on.................... FOR THE LOVE OF BABY JESUS!! SOMEBODY SHUT HIM THE HELL UP!!

[Moriarty]

Dear tit-milk-fed Bubba. blah blah blah.............. More blah............. Is it over yet?................ I stopped reading about here. .............. GOD please make him stop dribbling on.................... FOR THE LOVE OF BABY JESUS!! SOMEBODY SHUT HIM THE HELL UP!!

Do I count that trivial attempt as submission and a WIN on my part?

[Bubba]

Come on Bob, you know better than that "I shaw never surrender, i shaw email from the beach (Where Sarah lives), I shaw email in the eve(ning)" I shaw overcome posts from bored old men who blow diff's in car parks, I shaw overcome abusive posts from bands of ho-MO-sexual men with bad cases of man-love for each other. I shaw over come David Bain supporters who believe that it was the space pixies who did it. I shaw never surrender!!

Please let me sit accross from Bob so we can throw insults at each other all night!

Can anyone explain why we a having a Thanksgiving Dinner on the 4th of July?? Should it not be a Independence Day Dinner?

[Jerry]

Maybe Princess Man Love and the Dribbler need to stay at home since they are carrying on like children

[Sadam_Husain]

Can you threadjackers startup a BUBBA vs THE WORLD or BOB vs EVERYONE thread somnewhere else

[hillfilly]

Come on Bob, you know better than that "I shaw never surrender, i shaw email from the beach (Where Sarah lives), I shaw email in the eve(ning)" I shaw overcome posts from bored old men who blow diff's in car parks, I shaw overcome abusive posts from bands of ho-MO-sexual men with bad cases of man-love for each other. I shaw over come David Bain supporters who believe that it was the space pixies who did it. I shaw never surrender!!

Please let me sit accross from Bob so we can throw insults at each other all night!

Can anyone explain why we a having a Thanksgiving Dinner on the 4th of July?? Should it not be a Independence Day Dinner?

A big happy family dinner
Jerry please vid the antics and sparks ........

[Moriarty]

Come on Bob, you know better than that "I shaw never surrender, i shaw email from the beach (Where Sarah lives), I shaw email in the eve(ning)" I shaw overcome posts from bored old men who blow diff's in car parks, I shaw overcome abusive posts from bands of ho-MO-sexual men with bad cases of man-love for each other.

still on about that? do I detect a more than slight case of ENVY and wishful thinking?

I shaw over come David Bain supporters who believe that it was the space pixies who did it. I shaw never surrender!!

Hmmm I didn't follow that case at all closely, it was too much a sideshow put on for the benefit of the media, but even so, I am sure i would have noticed if the supporters had indeed claimed such..

However, a nice bit of mis-quoting, spoilt by a blatant untruth. Is that the recourse of the vanquished?

Please let me sit across from Bob so we can throw insults at each other all night!

Why not? Sarah will, hopefully, be sitting beside you, affording a more pleasing prospect for viewing.

Can anyone explain why we a having a Thanksgiving Dinner on the 4th of July?? Should it not be a Independence Day Dinner?

Only Amurkans and their supporters actually care, Rod, dont let it worry yr little head.

[Bubba]

Please let me sit across from Bob so we can throw insults at each other all night!

Why not? Sarah will, hopefully, be sitting beside you, affording a more pleasing prospect for viewing.

I will get her to wear my favorite dress, it's like watching two puppies trying to get out of a sack, might even shut you up for a while

Sorry about the thread jack Skiddy but not as sorry as I will be when Sarah reads this

[skid]

I will get her to wear my favorite dress, it's like watching two puppies trying to get out of a sack, might even shut you up for a while

I know you two are threadjacking, but that was the end for me Princess

the tears are still rolling

[williamhamilton]

Can anyone explain why we a having a Thanksgiving Dinner on the 4th of July?? Should it not be a Independence Day Dinner?

Bring your own alien?



W

[skid]

SKID
Reece and Lyn
Sadam
Taz01 & Sheryl
Bob & Siw
Newbie
Jerry
Rob & Karen
Stinky
Cindy & Simon
Mike & Danica (Snr Doc Person, makes for good winding)
Bubba and Sarah
Linley and Nigel
Malcolm and Deb

righto then, 23 so far.

wednesday morning I will be checking for a final figure before going in that day to book

some folks seem to think I shouldn't need to book that early, but with a potential 30 dinner guests, I will be booking early to make sure we don't miss out.

will be booking for extra so don't panic if ya haven't got permission from the wife or ya mummy to be allowed yet

[stinky]

Trying to find baby sitter so Mrs stinky can come along.

[Moriarty]

Please let me sit across from Bob so we can throw insults at each other all night!

Why not? Sarah will, hopefully, be sitting beside you, affording a more pleasing prospect for viewing.

I will get her to wear my favorite dress, it's like watching two puppies trying to get out of a sack, might even shut you up for a while

I believe I met your delightful Sarah at RW one trip? As my faulty memory recalls, she is not as big (read, TALL FAT) as you, wont your favourite dress hang on her like a sack????

Shut ME up? are you kidding? fkn dreamer....

Sorry about the thread jack Skiddy but not as sorry as I will be when Sarah reads this

Kill 'im Sarah, save me getting my hands dirty.


PS, My mama used to say, of robust and nubile women wearing an "interesting" dress, ......

"Like two small boys fighting under a blanket"

[skid]

Bob, if you insist on threadjacking anymore............

I WILL CALL YOU JERRY


and if you are called Jerry then you will also be sitting with him

wouldn't want to be you explaining to your lovely wife on the way home, why she had to converse with that strange half asian man all night.




OK, any latecomers have a one day repreive due to Skid having to do a roadie to Danniverke tomorrow, maybe even 2 days.

[Moriarty]

Bob, if you insist on threadjacking anymore............

I WILL CALL YOU JERRY


and if you are called Jerry then you will also be sitting with him

wouldn't want to be you explaining to your lovely wife on the way home, why she had to converse with that strange half asian man all night.

That'll do me, enough threat, I promise to not threadjack this thread again.

Please dont call me Jeri

[Jerry]

If those 2 are going to keep posting shyte on here I am going to find a cupboard in the restaurant and lock them both in it....

[skid]

If those 2 are going to keep posting shyte on here I am going to find a cupboard in the restaurant and lock them both in it....

its a mongolia restaurant Jerry

similar to asian

you probably don't want to go opening strange cupboards

[Moriarty]

If those 2 are going to keep posting shyte on here I am going to find a cupboard in the restaurant and get in it....

its a Mongolian restaurant Jerry

similar to Asian.

you probably don't want to go opening strange cupboards

They will probably think he's one of the waiters.

From what I have heard about his home life, he's used to eating stray cats and dogs.

[skid]

If those 2 are going to keep posting shyte on here I am going to find a cupboard in the restaurant and get in it....

its a Mongolian restaurant Jerry

similar to Asian.

you probably don't want to go opening strange cupboards

They will probably think he's one of the waiters.

From what I have heard about his home life, he's used to eating stray cats and dogs.

LAST WARNING UNCLE BOB