I can confirm that the light switch is in fact not straight, it is Mocana, the cups are from the Warehouse (but aren't new), the dishes need doing, the only thing hidden in the cupboard is empty bottles, the door handles are 2 years old, the pictured product does improve sexual performance (but reduces the need once the wife sees the bill

), the pictured product makes Viagra obsolete for someone with a 4x4 addiction and one is useless without the other three!

Nissan Terrano coilovers, turboed VH45, Safari axles, and some other stuff.