Workshop Wisdom

[UBZ]

He who welds around thinners , creates fire.


Wollen socks and a drill mounted wire brush can result in painfully having to reverse the wire bush out of your ankle.


using the wrong size ring spanner equals smashed knuckles.

vise grips and a hammer solve all problems

[Red90]

Duct Tape and WD 40 - what else do you need?

[SP450andLE]

Duct Tape and WD 40 - what else do you need?

A hammer (as mentioned by UBZ)

[NJV6]

Every tool is a hammer except screwdrivers which are chisels as well.

[PR]

If it dosnt move get a bigger hammer.

[Pedro]

If it dosnt move get a bigger hammer.

What if they Dont make a bigger hammer?



Pedro

[stinky]

If at first you dont succed have a beer

[jonossiksilvia]

If it dosnt move get a bigger hammer.

What if they Dont make a bigger hammer?



Pedro

your doing it wrong

[BlakeJ]

Duct Tape and WD 40 - what else do you need?

Cable ties

[sibainmud]

There is nothing a 4 inch cut off wheel won't solve

Cheers,

[coxsy]

prefere a 9'' grinder something to fight with as you work

[Filthy4x4]

prefere a 9'' grinder something to fight with as you work

If that fails then out comes the gas axe

[Drurban]

prefere a 9'' grinder something to fight with as you work

If that fails then out comes the gas axe

Bugger that Plasma Cutter

[pruggerdore]

dont belive in nuts and bolts. put it together with welder, take it apart with grinder

[Filthy4x4]

dont belive in nuts and bolts. put it together with welder, take it apart with grinder

Now that I like

[Filthy4x4]

dont belive in nuts and bolts. put it together with welder, take it apart with grinder

Now that I like

[tomsoffroad]

Grinders do not have feelings nor are they capible of love

[juz]

A cross-threaded bolts a tight bolt!

[Lynx]

If you have time to polish and put away tools your not doing enough work.

Theres Nothing a welder cant fix

Screwdrivers make great prybars aswell, until the snap, causing great injury.

Bench mounted wire wheels and small objects generally result in fingers being sucked it, resulting in blood.

Using a rattle gun with a universal joint and a couple of extensions usually ends up with shit flying everywhere.

Sparks up your nose, or in your ear sucks aswell

[churchill]

Grow to love the smell of diff oil.

[rangimotors]

I have this on my workshop wall

[tomsoffroad]

I have this on my workshop wall


I have this on my workshop wall



Posted: Sun Jan 15, 2012 7:46 am

That is classic

[Moriarty]

Bench-mounted wire wheels + small objects = high speed projectiles

Bench-mounted wire wheels + small objects = missing high speed projectiles

Bench-mounted wire wheels + small objects = make new small objects

Plug-welding floors in Rail wagons + sitting on a nail box while wearing baggy shorts = sun burnt balls.

Torque Wrench = do nut up until it comes loose, then back it off half a turn.

[coxsy]

Sparks up your nose, oh feck yeah , swear, chuck stuff,F,F,FK

[pruggerdore]

close mouth when grinding.

[sibainmud]

Thought of this one while answering another thread.

Measure twice, cut once

I work by this every day.

Cheers,

[Heath]

Never do today what you can put off indefinately.

[kbushnz]

If you fook with it long enought....IT WILL BREAK

[Dr_PC]

Welder + Sparks = Hole in chair

Sparks in ear = not very nice

[rokhound]

If at first you don't succeed


Give up!