MAN-UP Im told.........

[bryan.daley]

Sad as it is Japan is becoming more and more radioactive – guess what, so do their vehicles and parts. After time I predict people will be scrambling to get their hands on a landie as the benefits of automatic in-cab toast making and integral anti-radar capabilities will be offset by the enormous static on the radio generated by the beta particles – premature baldness from using a Jappa may also factor into the switch to land rover.

[Cameron]

most Japanese vehicles are made in nagasaki, aren't they?

[tomsoffroad]

Sold my safari whale and bought a wagon, guess id better MAN-UP and admit i just couldn't force myself to buy another Toyota so to be different ive bought a 94 disco

I think its all bullshit A REAL man would post pix Or is you ashamed Taz?

[curly12]

Sold my safari whale and bought a wagon, guess id better MAN-UP and admit i just couldn't force myself to buy another Toyota so to be different ive bought a 94 disco

I think its all bullshit A REAL man would post pix Or is you ashamed Taz?

If you had seen some of the POS he has had then you would know he has no shame......................

[Jerry]

Word on the street is that other fella at towbars needs to man up as well

[Jerry]

Sold my safari whale and bought a wagon, guess id better MAN-UP and admit i just couldn't force myself to buy another Toyota so to be different ive bought a 94 disco

I think its all bullshit A REAL man would post pix Or is you ashamed Taz?

Maybe hes really bought a lada

[Moriarty]

Sincere request to the Moderators....

Can you please rename this topic and thread to....


Jerry's Joke Page.......

[basics]

Sad as it is Japan is becoming more and more radioactive – guess what, so do their vehicles and parts. After time I predict people will be scrambling to get their hands on a landie as the benefits of automatic in-cab toast making and integral anti-radar capabilities will be offset by the enormous static on the radio generated by the beta particles – premature baldness from using a Jappa may also factor into the switch to land rover.

arnt all if not most hilux's made in thailand? im not sure

[lilpigzuk]

Sad as it is Japan is becoming more and more radioactive – guess what, so do their vehicles and parts. After time I predict people will be scrambling to get their hands on a landie as the benefits of automatic in-cab toast making and integral anti-radar capabilities will be offset by the enormous static on the radio generated by the beta particles – premature baldness from using a Jappa may also factor into the switch to land rover.

[mr landrover]

these arent jokes there facts

[Jerry]

taz said to keep going

I heard the other day that with every Landy sold they give you a dog for free. This is done so that the dog can keep you company while you are waiting for the AA to come tow you.
"

You know you are a Land Rover owner when - You can find the bonnet release lever, find the bonnet catch, open the bonnet, find the problem and fix it - BLINDFOLDED.

[taz01]

Sold my safari whale and bought a wagon, guess id better MAN-UP and admit i just couldn't force myself to buy another Toyota so to be different ive bought a 94 disco had the cats pulled small exhaust change and sounds like an 8 should ANGRY......no doubt jerry will appear with camera in hand so will wait for him to post pics up....
i await your bagging/bragging comments,

oh shit are you gonna get grief........

comfortable to drive anyway

pedro

oh how true pedro
and the piss-take seems to be from the toyota/lexus once a year drive cause it always broken owner (Jerry) seems the land rover is a far superiour wagon to a v8 toyota
$170 to fill 4 days to work and home 1/4 tank used so far 135ks = 540ks per tank still trying to ignore the lovely exhaust sound to get better milage bloody hard to do....
removed half rear seat now able to camp in it for kiwi comp
im enjoying driving it

I think its all bullshit A REAL man would post pix Or is you ashamed Taz?

i sorta expected jerry our resident asian to appear with camera by now will get some up soon for you

[Pedro]

Sold my safari whale and bought a wagon, guess id better MAN-UP and admit i just couldn't force myself to buy another Toyota so to be different ive bought a 94 disco had the cats pulled small exhaust change and sounds like an 8 should ANGRY......no doubt jerry will appear with camera in hand so will wait for him to post pics up....
i await your bagging/bragging comments,

oh shit are you gonna get grief........

comfortable to drive anyway

pedro

oh how true pedro
and the piss-take seems to be from the toyota/lexus once a year drive cause it always broken owner (Jerry) seems the land rover is a far superiour wagon to a v8 toyota
$170 to fill 4 days to work and home 1/4 tank used so far 135ks = 540ks per tank still trying to ignore the lovely exhaust sound to get better milage bloody hard to do....
removed half rear seat now able to camp in it for kiwi comp
im enjoying driving it

I think its all bullshit A REAL man would post pix Or is you ashamed Taz?

i sorta expected jerry our resident asian to appear with camera by now will get some up soon for you

it is amazing how the most vocal "ribber" has the most time to search the shit up and post it, oh yeah he drives, sorry, stores a broken toyota!!!

budgeting fuel for a trip is easy, get the total distance to be traveled and halve it= fuel bill, ie 200k= $100, easy. not including repairs of course

looking forward to pics
Pedro

[Jerry]

Tazrover01 pics







The comment came up ... morris marina door handles



Its a bit unfair to hassle my v8 ... i did tell you a whilst back i parked it up to do a body swop

[SP450andLE]

Ooh that actually looks quite nice, loving the grandpa seat covers

[stinky]

It is nice sounds angry id buy swap it for some tyres

[007]

Sad as it is Japan is becoming more and more radioactive – guess what, so do their vehicles and parts. After time I predict people will be scrambling to get their hands on a landie as the benefits of automatic in-cab toast making and integral anti-radar capabilities will be offset by the enormous static on the radio generated by the beta particles – premature baldness from using a Jappa may also factor into the switch to land rover.

arnt all if not most hilux's made in thailand? im not sure

Yip.

[Heath]

When 4wder Dave died and went to heaven he was chatting to St peter about 4wding and pete showed him a room full of gauges. For each marque of vehicle there was a gauge and they were all moving at different rates. Some like the lada gauge was barely moving while the nissan and toyota ones were turning over quite regularly. After a few minutes he asked pete where the landrover one was as it was conspicuously missing.

Pete smiled. "God has that one in his office" he said.

Dave surprised by this revelation asked if God was a rover fan, but Peter just laughed.

"Nah Rover drivers talk about their wagons so much he uses it as a fan."

[adimw2]

off topic but epic. - if you can ignore the TOMMY

[Moriarty]

Yuh didnt keep it long, Taz!!

Are you SURE it was a landy? I mean, Taz, it went all the way to Napier without breaking!!!

[basics]

gone already? you swap trucks more than i do under pants

[Moriarty]

gone already? you swap trucks more than i do under pants

As soon as they are dirty........

[Disco Gofer]

Hahha love the jokes. Im one my third one as of last week.......AND i own a 40 Cruiser bush truck with a 350 Chevy but bought the Disco for towing. I even got a sticker made saying "Toyota Recovery Vehicle" cause with the rear LSD have pulled quite a few other trucks out of holes. So i might have got it stuck a few times too but have always been able to help back.

Well done, Discos are cheap and strong and owned by the brave!!!!!!!!!!

[Jerry]

i just couldn't force myself to buy another Toyota

So hows the new toyota taz

[taz01]

i just couldn't force myself to buy another Toyota

So hows the new toyota taz

and i have a disc grinder welder hammers bars etc and you truck tomorrow you wanta rephrase that