Towhooks and national parks

elmojerry · Post by **elmojerry** » Mon Apr 30, 2007 4:05 pm

hi, i'm new here but i do lots of cool offroad stuff... i'm really good at it too.

anyway, i was tearing up some banks in a reserve the other day when I got stuck... what I need to know is should I have towhooks all over my truck so farmers can pull me out before the cops and the press arrive or should i just rip the plates off and do a runner...

also why hasn't this forum got lots of rules and regulations about towhooks? i rekon we should write some...

Post by **mike** » Mon Apr 30, 2007 4:40 pm

WTF who's being the smart ass. Anyone going to mind if i moderate this???????????????????????

but i have to admit it is damned funny :afro: either way im stuffed as the moderator :cry:

damned if i do, damned if i dont :roll:

Mike

DieselBoy · Post by **DieselBoy** » Mon Apr 30, 2007 4:40 pm

Welcome to the forums ElmoJerry

Boy have we got a lot to offer your here at the Offroad Express forums :twisted:

So do you drive a Nishatsu or Dihatsan????

Do you have side mounted tow hooks??

Do you have photo's of your mates driving up and down banks you wanna share??

OOOOH this is just farken hilarious!!!!!!

Who's hand can i shake for the best bit of humour on ORE in ages!!!!

SupraLux · Post by **SupraLux** » Mon Apr 30, 2007 4:41 pm

I want to laugh... I sooo want to laugh... would it be pc to laugh? :lol:

I'm sure its not funny, but damn I want to laugh :lol:

Steve

PS: Mike, I'd think after recent events you'd just leave well enough alone

niblik · Post by **niblik** » Mon Apr 30, 2007 4:59 pm

ouch...... my sides hurt........

Jerry · Post by **Jerry** » Mon Apr 30, 2007 5:15 pm

I think this someone having a joke on at my expense :roll:

(and Elmo's) ....don't worry when I find out who it is I will have to give them a stern lecture about towhooks or something :twisted:

Disclaimer: I was joking, no I wasn't nagging about towhooks this time, amd no ElmoJerry isn't me

Bubba · Post by **Bubba** » Mon Apr 30, 2007 5:16 pm

I have tears running down my face from laughing to much

Ryan · Post by **Ryan** » Mon Apr 30, 2007 5:18 pm

very good!! :shock:

keep it up elmojerry :lol:

jdeburgh · Post by **jdeburgh** » Mon Apr 30, 2007 5:36 pm

Sums it all up very well!!!

John

Leithfield · Post by **Leithfield** » Mon Apr 30, 2007 5:50 pm

DieselBoy wrote:
Who's hand can i shake for the best bit of humour on ORE in ages!!!!

Bit of a no brainer really ... think back 14 months or so when a certain character displayed a similar sense of humour and image editing aptitude in a phantom 'take the piss' posting. :wink:

Hmmmm - who would have the motivation, skill, and sense of humour. :?:

DieselBoy · Post by **DieselBoy** » Mon Apr 30, 2007 5:55 pm

Leithfield wrote:
DieselBoy wrote:
Who's hand can i shake for the best bit of humour on ORE in ages!!!!

Bit of a no brainer really ... think back 14 months or so when a certain character displayed a similar sense of humour and image editing aptitude in a phantom 'take the piss' posting.

Hmmmm - who would have the motivation, skill, and sense of humour.

Hehehe, ahhh, yes i remember :lol:

mroffroader · Post by **mroffroader** » Mon Apr 30, 2007 5:58 pm

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA fuuny shit elmojerry.....keep it up dude!!! :lol:

philux · Post by **philux** » Mon Apr 30, 2007 6:04 pm

holy f@#K, almost pissed myself :lol:

Sadam_Husain · Post by **Sadam_Husain** » Mon Apr 30, 2007 6:06 pm

welcome back elmojerry :wink:

xj · Post by xj » Mon Apr 30, 2007 6:48 pm

Love your work man.....

we need some more of that humour

PR · Post by PR » Mon Apr 30, 2007 6:57 pm

Leithfield wrote:
DieselBoy wrote:
Who's hand can i shake for the best bit of humour on ORE in ages!!!!

Bit of a no brainer really ... think back 14 months or so when a certain character displayed a similar sense of humour and image editing aptitude in a phantom 'take the piss' posting.

Hmmmm - who would have the motivation, skill, and sense of humour.

If its as funny as this one can someone put up a link so us newer ones can see it :lol:

wopass · Post by **wopass** » Mon Apr 30, 2007 7:11 pm

i like the picture... bit unrealistic, a safari with a small motor in it baking up all the wheels ? ...Cmon...who you trying to kid :roll:

but a cool pic none the less :wink:

DieselBoy · Post by **DieselBoy** » Mon Apr 30, 2007 7:32 pm

wopass wrote:i like the picture... bit unrealistic, a safari with a small motor in it baking up all the wheels ? ...Cmon...who you trying to kid

but a cool pic none the less

Hey, those 2.8 handgrenades pump out more than the n/a TD42 :shock:

SupraLux · Post by **SupraLux** » Mon Apr 30, 2007 8:20 pm

PR wrote:
Leithfield wrote:
DieselBoy wrote:
Who's hand can i shake for the best bit of humour on ORE in ages!!!!

Bit of a no brainer really ... think back 14 months or so when a certain character displayed a similar sense of humour and image editing aptitude in a phantom 'take the piss' posting.

Hmmmm - who would have the motivation, skill, and sense of humour.

If its as funny as this one can someone put up a link so us newer ones can see it

Not to mention some of us older ones? I don't remember it but a link would be good

Steve

DieselBoy · Post by **DieselBoy** » Mon Apr 30, 2007 8:36 pm

SupraLux wrote:
PR wrote:
Leithfield wrote:
DieselBoy wrote:
Who's hand can i shake for the best bit of humour on ORE in ages!!!!

Bit of a no brainer really ... think back 14 months or so when a certain character displayed a similar sense of humour and image editing aptitude in a phantom 'take the piss' posting.

Hmmmm - who would have the motivation, skill, and sense of humour.

If its as funny as this one can someone put up a link so us newer ones can see it

Not to mention some of us older ones? I don't remember it but a link would be good

Steve

So the hunting begins.................... :wink:

PR · Post by PR » Mon Apr 30, 2007 8:41 pm

Where to look :?:

I have been hunting for 2 hours and my eyes are getting sore

SMOKEY · Post by **SMOKEY** » Mon Apr 30, 2007 9:12 pm

Good to see you can't keep a good man down . I have slammed the door on this site a few times, then next week switch back on to have a look.

YOU HAVEN'T GOT A BIT OF IRISH IN YOU,----- HAVE YOU, :wink:

,

FITZY.

dazza85 · Post by **dazza85** » Mon Apr 30, 2007 9:37 pm

Mike quick lock this thread ... :lol:

Before it gets out of hand ....

Nah ... just kidding

Keep up the great work Mike, we all appreciate it

elmojerry · Post by **elmojerry** » Tue May 01, 2007 12:05 am

such a warm welcome :lol:

great to meet you's guys. i have pics of my awesom offroading but I don't want to show you all up so i'll maybe show one now and then.

and if you think you know me, you are probably wrong. i'm new here remember? :lol:

albundy · Post by **albundy** » Tue May 01, 2007 6:52 am

got a chainsaw too I hope :lol:

jdeburgh · Post by **jdeburgh** » Tue May 01, 2007 9:10 am

I bet your give your kids a good smack too!! Good on ya!

John

Goose · Post by **Goose** » Tue May 01, 2007 11:47 am

I really shouldn't laugh.......... really.........

but god-damn I'm gonna!!! :lol:

lilpigzuk · Post by **lilpigzuk** » Tue May 01, 2007 12:03 pm

Is this the thread people are thinking of??

*edit*

Therefore ??

DieselBoy · Post by **DieselBoy** » Tue May 01, 2007 12:20 pm

lilpigzuk wrote:Is this the thread people are thinking of??

*edit*

Therefore ??

Someone that wanted to have a beer with me so he could call me names to my face :wink:

Twat

lilpigzuk · Post by **lilpigzuk** » Tue May 01, 2007 12:21 pm

DieselBoy wrote:
lilpigzuk wrote:Is this the thread people are thinking of??

*edit*

Therefore ??

Someone that wanted to have a beer with me so he could call me names to my face

Twat

Well thats the second person that agrees :lol:

funnay shit

Towhooks and national parks

should site members who act like idiots be banned from the site for a few weeks?

Towhooks and national parks