Yeehaa its a Hillbilly Roadtrip an a hillbilly partee yeehaa

Jerry · Post by **Jerry** » Wed Sep 12, 2007 6:17 pm

Yeehaa wee gonna go see our hillbilly cousins in April next yeer, put yer moonshine monnee in yer matress :lol:

we guna take our pikups and hillbilly wagns fer a driive an we guna hav a big ol fashn hillbilly hoedown. bring yer best hillbilly cost... err getup ...if yer the bess dress hillbilly yer might win some moonshine , hillbilly dressup ya kneed fer the party or ya can bring ya best redneck gitup. there be plenty of stuff to doo, hillbilly fights, moonshine drinkin, aligata reslin, more moonshine drinkin, baked bean eatn contest. hoedown an more.

Yer need towhooks on yer pickup an yer plastas and yer fire thingy, pack yer pitchfork and yer banjo too.

Cousin Mike orga .... err sorting everyfing out down in sticks so we tell ya more stuff later.

So ya don't conf....err stump yer hillbilly cousins make suur ya speek hillbilly only on this new fangled intraweb computa thread thingy

Cousin Jerry

wopass · Post by **wopass** » Wed Sep 12, 2007 6:20 pm

AND THAT ^^ (up there)^^ PEOPLE IS WHY SMOKING CRACK IS BAD FOR YOU !

:roll:

Dace · Post by **Dace** » Wed Sep 12, 2007 6:43 pm

Gawd dang Celtus, whas yawl drawlin about

hiriklux · Post by **hiriklux** » Wed Sep 12, 2007 7:13 pm

wopass
Posted: 2007-09-12, 12:20:08

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AND THAT PEOPLE IS WHY SMOKING CRACK IS BAD FOR YOU !

basics · Post by **basics** » Wed Sep 12, 2007 7:50 pm

arhhh ok then

niblik · Post by **niblik** » Wed Sep 12, 2007 8:00 pm

wopass wrote:AND THAT ^^ (up there)^^ PEOPLE IS WHY SMOKING CRACK IS BAD FOR YOU !

i'll go fetch me bestest banjo...

rangimotors · Post by **rangimotors** » Wed Sep 12, 2007 8:01 pm

bring ya sisters lads

basics · Post by **basics** » Wed Sep 12, 2007 8:02 pm

BAHAHAHAH

PR · Post by PR » Wed Sep 12, 2007 8:10 pm

are you going to come down here :lol:

Jerry · Post by **Jerry** » Wed Sep 12, 2007 8:33 pm

AND THAT PEOPLE IS WHY SMOKING CRACK IS BAD FOR YOU !

Yeer last lot of smokin weed from Cousin PR bit stonger than usual :lol:

are you going to come down here

Yeehaa an I bringin cousin Bubba too :lol:

bring ya sisters lads

Are yer sistas purdy :lol:

AND COUSIN NIBBY SAYS HE GONNA GIT HIS CART SPRING PICKUP RUNNIN FIR THIS HILLBILLY SHINDIG :lol:

PR · Post by PR » Wed Sep 12, 2007 8:48 pm

Ok south island folk we need to prepare for Jerry

Lock up the following things:-
Wifes
Daughters
Sisters
Cats
Dogs
Rabbits
Sheep
and any spare tow hooks you might have :wink:

Jerry · Post by **Jerry** » Wed Sep 12, 2007 8:52 pm

I don't understands yer fancy city talk cousin PR, can yer speak hillbilly fer us :lol:

Handbrake · Post by **Handbrake** » Wed Sep 12, 2007 10:23 pm

rangimotors wrote:bring ya sisters lads

......and ya muthas!!

Handbrake · Post by **Handbrake** » Wed Sep 12, 2007 10:24 pm

PR wrote:Ok south island folk we need to prepare for Jerry
Lock up the following things:-
Wifes
Daughters
Sisters
Cats
Dogs
Rabbits
Sheep
and any spare tow hooks you might have

You forgot goats!

PR · Post by PR » Thu Sep 13, 2007 7:54 am

Jerry wrote:I don't understands yer fancy city talk cousin PR, can yer speak hillbilly fer us

I takes me long enough to figure out what you are saying in hillbilly :lol:

rokhound · Post by **rokhound** » Thu Sep 13, 2007 8:03 am

Hope you have your passport and visa sorted Jerry. We have a very strong policy about letting f**kwits across the straight into New Zealand. :lol:

(New Zealand, is the big Isalnd to the south where the people are friendly, the scenery is awesome, Adventure tourism goes off, and you can leave your girlfriend in the paddock, (with all the other Baabaaraas). :lol:

PR · Post by PR » Thu Sep 13, 2007 8:33 am

Where are you planning on going when you come down here Jerry :?:

fweddy · Post by **fweddy** » Thu Sep 13, 2007 8:45 am

We'll are gonna need ya'll to filin this here form

South Island visitor permit

Last Name: ________________ (last)

First Name: (Check appropriate box)
(_) Billy-Joe
(_) Billy-Ray
(_) Billy-Sue
(_) Billy-Mae
(_) Billy-Jack
(_) Bubba

Age: ____
Sex: ____ M _____ F _____ N/A
Shoe Size ____ Left ____ Right

Occupation:
(_) Farmer
(_) Mechanic
(_) Hair Dresser
(_) Un-employed

Spouse's Name: __________________________

Relationship with spouse:___________________________

Number of children living in household: ___
Number that are yours: ___

Mother's Name: _______

Father's Name: _______(If not sure, leave blank)

Education: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest grade
completed)

Do you (_)own or (_)rent your mobile home?

___ Total number of vehicles you own
___ Number of vehicles that still crank
___ Number of vehicles in front yard
___ Number of vehicles in back yard
___ Number of vehicles on cement blocks

Firearms you own and where you keep them:
____ truck
____ bedroom
____ bathroom
____ kitchen
____ shed

Model and year of your pickup: ______ 194_

Do you have a gun rack?
(_) Yes (_) No; please explain:

Newspapers/magazines you subscribe to:
(_) The National Enquirer
(_) The Globe
(_) TV Guide
(_) Soap Opera Digest
(_) Rifle and Shotgun

___ Number of times you've seen a UFO

How often do you bathe:
(_)Weekly
(_)Monthly
(_)Not Applicable

Color of teeth:
(_)Yellow
(_)Brownish-Yellow
(_)Brown
(_)Black
(_)N/A

How far is your home from a paved road?
(_)1 mile
(_)2 miles
(_)don't know

thanks

Steve_t647 · Post by **Steve_t647** » Thu Sep 13, 2007 10:00 am

For you notherners I can change your North Island money to South Island money for you at a real good rate. :lol:

The shops can tell what money you are giving them, so it is better to change them with me.

Jerry · Post by **Jerry** » Thu Sep 13, 2007 10:42 am

Hope you have your passport and visa sorted Jerry. We have a very strong policy about letting f**kwits across the straight into New Zealand.

I already git me a fancy pass thingy...my daddy already play the banjo and does yer fancy square dancin.... :lol:

heck I may even be related to yer :lol:

For you notherners I can change your North Island money to South Island money for you at a real good rate.

The shops can tell what money you are giving them, so it is better to change them with me.

Cousin Steve_647, we already knows yer knows yer don't use that fancy city money in hillbilly country, yer pay in sheep, moonshine and pickup parts :lol:

Where are you planning on going when you come down here Jerry

Yeehaa wee gonna go see our hillbilly cousins in April next yeer

You be drinkin that shoepolish moonshine again cousin PR :shock:

rangimotors · Post by **rangimotors** » Thu Sep 13, 2007 2:11 pm

Any plans at this point where your going (south islands a vague discription) or how far south?
And daughters thats a good idea, i best get my breeding socks on.. and start getting prepared

Jerry · Post by **Jerry** » Thu Sep 13, 2007 3:32 pm

Any suggestions?? 3 day camp out road trip sounds good, family friendly too which would encourage more north Islanders to go? ...what about somewhere at the top of the south island or around ChCh to dunners, I have heard there are some great tracks in the south Island?

rangimotors · Post by **rangimotors** » Thu Sep 13, 2007 5:24 pm

Im sure im not the person to ask due to my lack of experiance :oops:

, but im sure heaps of us canterbury would be keen to arrange something and show you guys some real tracks :lol:

, and with this much time there will be many suggestions and im sure something will be organised. There are tracks and ORE members all around the island im sure many will be keen to travel, canterbury is pretty central for everyone, but some of us cantabs wouldn't mind going elsewhere.

Bubbles · Post by **Bubbles** » Thu Sep 13, 2007 8:08 pm

rokhound wrote:(New Zealand, is the big Isalnd to the south where the people are friendly, the scenery is awesome, Adventure tourism goes off, and you can leave your girlfriend in the paddock, (with all the other Baabaaraas).

hay you that aint fair i dont live in a paddock
Do you want me to get my cocky to tread worm you

Jerry · Post by **Jerry** » Thu Sep 13, 2007 8:40 pm

See the Hillbilly fights have started already :lol:

Don't worry us North Islander City folk will pull you out when you get your trucks stuck in the mud :twisted:

Jerry · Post by **Jerry** » Thu Sep 13, 2007 9:11 pm

but some of us cantabs wouldn't mind going elsewhere.

We'll happily have a whip round and buy all you guys a one way ticket to the Chathams :lol:

___ Total number of vehicles you own
___ Number of vehicles that still crank
___ Number of vehicles in front yard
___ Number of vehicles in back yard
___ Number of vehicles on cement blocks

Ummmm guys.....does this mean that Turoa is a Hillbilly :lol:

DaveM · Post by **DaveM** » Thu Sep 13, 2007 9:25 pm

You should head from Picton to Nelson, via Muangatapu, to the west coast via New Creek (?), for 2-3 days then Christchurch before heading further south if you have time...

albundy · Post by **albundy** » Fri Sep 14, 2007 6:37 am

Hey Jerry, seen you gunna be the nth island co-ordinator for this expedition, what grade of trip do you want. I note family friendly so that rules out the winch challenge tracks around Reefton :wink:

as they are grade 5+

. I could arrange something around central for you serpentine, Old Man range, Whitecombe rd, Carricktown etc. On the Coast we could do No Name, Waipuna tunnels and napoleons hill is a must do, Waitahu, Mt Greenland are all family friendly with plenty of mud, off camber shit :wink:

, excellent scenery. Any cahnce you could pin point the dates so some of us can book the leave.
Al

kdub104 · Post by **kdub104** » Fri Sep 14, 2007 10:05 am

just for the record you WOA white trash,only true southislanders smoke the hooch :wink:

and they aint in clubs either

PR · Post by PR » Fri Sep 14, 2007 11:05 am

albundy wrote: On the Coast we could do No Name, Waipuna tunnels and napoleons hill is a must do, Waitahu, Mt Greenland are all family friendly with plenty of mud, off camber shit , excellent scenery.
Al

I like the sound of that :wink: