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xj wrote:Head to repco/appco/supercheap/autolign and buy some lad, time's running out on ya. Might be better off to stay home and do some work on getting it roadworthy hey, cant have ya driver crashing ya wagon on the way here can we?

Good Call XJ, we take safety seriously, dont risk it buddy

xj wrote:Head to repco/appco/supercheap/autolign and buy some lad, time's running out on ya. Might be better off to stay home and do some work on getting it roadworthy hey, cant have ya driver crashing ya wagon on the way here can we?
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Was that bit to me??

86-surf wrote:

xj wrote:Head to repco/appco/supercheap/autolign and buy some lad, time's running out on ya. Might be better off to stay home and do some work on getting it roadworthy hey, cant have ya driver crashing ya wagon on the way here can we?
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Was that bit to me??

no the other spammer with shocks that are about too pop

ohk well wen i meen pop like wenn i go on a angle and they come out to far its still got about 2 cms left of travel but yea just making sure...

And f**k asakes sorry!

lilpigzuk wrote:

86-surf wrote:

xj wrote:Head to repco/appco/supercheap/autolign and buy some lad, time's running out on ya. Might be better off to stay home and do some work on getting it roadworthy hey, cant have ya driver crashing ya wagon on the way here can we?
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Was that bit to me??

no the other spammer with shocks that are about too pop

... that needs a driver to get to Hamilton.

Yes 86surf, yes. Mate, theres plenty of events during the year, no need ot rush. If your wagon isnt roadworthy, and im only speaking for myself, but i dont wanna hear of someone getting hurt cause they just couldnt miss an event. Better to get your wagon sorted and being safe man. Possibly theres a seat you could nick with yorick as a passenger this time round....

its safe. and i will probly be driving unles yorick wants to.. i don't mind but im sure yorick noes not to go arround a corner to fast in any surf so yea and sorry again. just had a tuff day to day.

Oh and now that it's got some wait in the back it should have about 1 or 2 inches of movment in there.

xj wrote:Chaps and lasses, i'll try to head down early arvo with the bbq's and loo, i dont suppose ur old man will mind me zipping down a bit earlier?

How early man?? You may find the gates locked at the top of the driveway before 4pm. I'll see what i can suss out

me and yorick were going to come over at 9:00 am so we have 2 full days:(

DieselBoy wrote:

xj wrote:Chaps and lasses, i'll try to head down early arvo with the bbq's and loo, i dont suppose ur old man will mind me zipping down a bit earlier?

How early man?? You may find the gates locked at the top of the driveway before 4pm. I'll see what i can suss out

ill send ya a text during the day to see where im at... got end of month billing to do.... bloody chaos. I might just get the gear and come home first then just whip up from here.

86-surf wrote:me and yorick were going to come over at 9:00 am so we have 2 full days:(

Hehe, settle down there grass hopper LMFAO

Go back and read the start of the thread.

Actually, now you mention it , i'll post a rough itinerary

oh yea haha:D my bad and i only just relized how much of a post whore i am so sorry guys you wont here from me until saterday wen im there and you still probly wont here from me. because i don't talk much.

DieselBoy wrote:

86-surf wrote:me and yorick were going to come over at 9:00 am so we have 2 full days:(

Hehe, settle down there grass hopper LMFAO

Go back and read the start of the thread.

Actually, now you mention it , i'll post a rough itinerary

Just leave out the part about those over 1.5ton last being seen sinking..... the rain has just started here...... yippeee yippee......

86surf..... this is not a two day event. The property is a small private holding that is being lent to us for the day to have a little play. The emphasis is NOT spending two days in wagons cutting rough in the bush... the emphasis is club members getting together, having a LITTLE drive, a BIT of fun in our vehicles and LOTS of piss-taking/bonding followed by lots of DRINKING.

Has anyone got any ritolin for the excitable one?

ORE Waikato BBQ Itinerary

Arrive between 9 and 10am Saturday morning. Sign in as you arrive.

As soon as we're all largly there and ready to go, we will group up for a quick briefing of property rules and behaviour expectations. Probably have a quick look at tow hooks and notify drivers of what hazards they can drive if they are absent/substandard.

First up is a couple of hazards on the hills and drains. Pick your line and make it hard for ya selves, the idea is to find a line thats a challenge They can be run in either direction.

Once everyone has suitably thrashed those hazards and there's no grass left in sight between the tape, then we shall venture on to the swamp. We will merrily cover ourselves and everyone else in mud for the rest of the arvo.

If there's a contingent of vehicles that aren't suitable for mud plugging, then we will arrange a "follow the leader" train and go for a little tikky tour of the property, there's plenty to play on.

Once we have churned the swamp to pieces, we will head back and see what we can find to beef up the bonfire, crank up the barbies and get the beer flowing.

Sunday = wake up, pack up and head home.

What to expect:

This is a BBQ get together first and foremost.

The 4wding is just a add on for a bit of fun.

Don't expect much driving time, there are alot of vehicles coming.

Expect alot of standing round watching everyone else driving

Expect plenty of yarning and catching up
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Expect plenty of people looking ya vehicle.

Expect to get muddy and wet up to your arm pits helping with recoveries

Expect to be yelled at by an excitable old guy in a S1 Landrover

Expect to teach/be taught by people.

Expect to see strange stuff in the sky at night.

Also expect a farking big hangover on Sunday

A Few Rules that are note worthy

Stick to one track when traveling between paddocks.

The only place you can let rip and go nuts is in a hazard, any where else and you will be asked to leave. Zero tolerance on that one, the Steers need to have something eat.

Have fun, but any really stupid shit thats pissing everyone off will land you with a great big "#### OFF AND GO HOME " .

you forgot the toilet one.............

Pay ur pissing tax before entering the donated portaloo, dont urinate on the seat... failure of either of these two requirements will mean a ride around the property in one of two forms......

1) locked in the shitter whilst being towed by a grumpy bastard in a Jeep

or

2) locked in Coxsys wagon listening to his take on why Kirk bumped
uglies with a green chick, and which version of the enterprise was superior. Time limited to minimum 1.5 hours. Extra half hour of "who would win, Data or Spock", if requirements are broken for a second time.

86-surf wrote: i only just relized how much of a post whore i am so sorry guys you wont here from me until saterday wen im there and you still probly wont here from me. because i don't talk much.

You ####### Promise??!!, I'll put another tenner on it seriously

You ####### Promise??!!, I'll put another tenner on it seriously [/quote]

Thats funny right there......

Well its come to the day we have all been looking forward to.........

23 HOURS TO GO!!!!!!!!!!

DieselBoy wrote:ORE Waikato BBQ Itinerary

Arrive between 9 and 10am Saturday morning. Sign in as you arrive.

do skids

get yelled at by an excitable old guy in a S1 Landrover

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hahhhahha

ill try to get there at around 5. Cant hang about though, got to get smacked about for an hour or so tonight. (not by the wife!)

Took the carpets out last night, all ready for the ritualistic hosedown on sunday...........

BEWWWWWWDEEFULLLLL

xj wrote: got to get smacked about for an hour or so tonight. (not by the wife!)

you doin some training tonight mate ? better be carefull,dont want you having to miss tomorrow because of busted ribs or something

the only injuries ill cop will be the arse hanging on the ground..... fat old broken down bastard that i am.....

woohoo looking good i told the boss i won be in tomorrow so i am there all day now

3.30 pm the boss phones in can you work overtime tomorrow ,
f**k no i'll toot the horn as i pass by on my way to hamilton

3.30 pm the boss phones in can you work overtime tomorrow

Must be contagious my boss rung me at 7.30 .."when you come in tomorrow can you do a few truck services and while you are there a trailer needs a brake reline ( that's 4 axles = 8 wheel brakes.)"
"hell no I thought we discussed this"
"yea but I'm going to Auckland for a BBQ piss up and I want you to work "
"F%#K OFF!!"
8.00 pm the assistant manager asks one of his wimps to ring.
" where do you want the truck parked for you to do a COF check ( different truck ) in the morning"
" the next sound you will hear is the sound of the phone being shoved up your ar#e"

anyone know of a Service Managers job?

4wd is more important than work

DJ wrote:
anyone know of a Service Managers job?

My work is looking for a regional manager at the moment. What company are you at? Actually I'll talk to you tomorrow lol




Can't wait to attack the swamp!!!!!!!!

My work is looking for a regional manager at the moment. What company are you at? Actually I'll talk to you tomorrow lol

dam didnt get this until I had been to 'DA SWAMP' PM on its way ... Weather bloody hot... good people ... lots of entertainment...great day sorry I didnt catch up with every one Im sure you guys and guyesses(??) should have enjoyed youselfs.. major thanks to Petes parents for demolishing their farm,
cheers DJ
Scott
Mike
DILLIGAF and Discovery

Ditto the above, big-ups to the Halls for the use of their property.

Cheers for a cool day everyone.

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