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Re: MAN-UP Im told.........
Posted: Fri May 25, 2012 7:55 am
by bryan.daley
Sad as it is Japan is becoming more and more radioactive – guess what, so do their vehicles and parts. After time I predict people will be scrambling to get their hands on a landie as the benefits of automatic in-cab toast making and integral anti-radar capabilities will be offset by the enormous static on the radio generated by the beta particles – premature baldness from using a Jappa may also factor into the switch to land rover.
Re: MAN-UP Im told.........
Posted: Fri May 25, 2012 10:17 am
by Cameron
most Japanese vehicles are made in nagasaki, aren't they?
Re: MAN-UP Im told.........
Posted: Fri May 25, 2012 1:13 pm
by tomsoffroad
Sold my safari whale and bought a wagon, guess id better MAN-UP and admit i just couldn't force myself to buy another Toyota so to be different ive bought a 94 disco
I think its all bullshit
A REAL man would post pix
Or is you ashamed Taz?
Re: MAN-UP Im told.........
Posted: Fri May 25, 2012 1:17 pm
by curly12
Re: MAN-UP Im told.........
Posted: Fri May 25, 2012 2:06 pm
by Jerry
Word on the street is that other fella at towbars needs to man up as well
Re: MAN-UP Im told.........
Posted: Fri May 25, 2012 2:11 pm
by Jerry
tomsoffroad wrote:Sold my safari whale and bought a wagon, guess id better MAN-UP and admit i just couldn't force myself to buy another Toyota so to be different ive bought a 94 disco
I think its all bullshit
A REAL man would post pix
Or is you ashamed Taz?
Maybe hes really bought a lada
Re: MAN-UP Im told.........
Posted: Fri May 25, 2012 9:17 pm
by Moriarty
Sincere request to the Moderators....
Can you please rename this topic and thread to....
Jerry's Joke Page.......
Re: MAN-UP Im told.........
Posted: Fri May 25, 2012 10:01 pm
by basics
bryan.daley wrote:Sad as it is Japan is becoming more and more radioactive – guess what, so do their vehicles and parts. After time I predict people will be scrambling to get their hands on a landie as the benefits of automatic in-cab toast making and integral anti-radar capabilities will be offset by the enormous static on the radio generated by the beta particles – premature baldness from using a Jappa may also factor into the switch to land rover.
arnt all if not most hilux's made in thailand? im not sure
Re: MAN-UP Im told.........
Posted: Fri May 25, 2012 10:37 pm
by lilpigzuk
bryan.daley wrote:Sad as it is Japan is becoming more and more radioactive – guess what, so do their vehicles and parts. After time I predict people will be scrambling to get their hands on a landie as the benefits of automatic in-cab toast making and integral anti-radar capabilities will be offset by the enormous static on the radio generated by the beta particles – premature baldness from using a Jappa may also factor into the switch to land rover.
Re: MAN-UP Im told.........
Posted: Fri May 25, 2012 10:54 pm
by mr landrover
these arent jokes there facts
Re: MAN-UP Im told.........
Posted: Fri May 25, 2012 11:43 pm
by Jerry
taz said to keep going
I heard the other day that with every Landy sold they give you a dog for free. This is done so that the dog can keep you company while you are waiting for the AA to come tow you.
"
You know you are a Land Rover owner when - You can find the bonnet release lever, find the bonnet catch, open the bonnet, find the problem and fix it - BLINDFOLDED.
Re: MAN-UP Im told.........
Posted: Sat May 26, 2012 7:29 am
by taz01
Pedro wrote:taz01 wrote:Sold my safari whale and bought a wagon, guess id better MAN-UP and admit i just couldn't force myself to buy another Toyota so to be different ive bought a 94 disco had the cats pulled small exhaust change and sounds like an 8 should ANGRY......no doubt jerry will appear with camera in hand so will wait for him to post pics up....
i await your bagging/bragging comments,
oh shit are you gonna get grief........
comfortable to drive anyway
pedro
oh how true pedro
and the piss-take seems to be from the toyota/lexus once a year drive cause it always broken owner (Jerry) seems the land rover is a far superiour wagon to a v8 toyota
$170 to fill 4 days to work and home 1/4 tank used so far 135ks = 540ks per tank still trying to ignore the lovely exhaust sound to get better milage bloody hard to do....
removed half rear seat now able to camp in it for kiwi comp
im enjoying driving it
tomsoffroad wrote:I think its all bullshit
A REAL man would post pix
Or is you ashamed Taz?
i sorta expected jerry our resident asian to appear with camera by now will get some up soon for you
Re: MAN-UP Im told.........
Posted: Sat May 26, 2012 8:26 am
by Pedro
taz01 wrote:Pedro wrote:taz01 wrote:Sold my safari whale and bought a wagon, guess id better MAN-UP and admit i just couldn't force myself to buy another Toyota so to be different ive bought a 94 disco had the cats pulled small exhaust change and sounds like an 8 should ANGRY......no doubt jerry will appear with camera in hand so will wait for him to post pics up....
i await your bagging/bragging comments,
oh shit are you gonna get grief........
comfortable to drive anyway
pedro
oh how true pedro
and the piss-take seems to be from the toyota/lexus once a year drive cause it always broken owner (Jerry) seems the land rover is a far superiour wagon to a v8 toyota
$170 to fill 4 days to work and home 1/4 tank used so far 135ks = 540ks per tank still trying to ignore the lovely exhaust sound to get better milage bloody hard to do....
removed half rear seat now able to camp in it for kiwi comp
im enjoying driving it
tomsoffroad wrote:I think its all bullshit
A REAL man would post pix
Or is you ashamed Taz?
i sorta expected jerry our resident asian to appear with camera by now will get some up soon for you
it is amazing how the most vocal "ribber" has the most time to search the shit up and post it, oh yeah he drives, sorry, stores a broken toyota!!!
budgeting fuel for a trip is easy, get the total distance to be traveled and halve it= fuel bill, ie 200k= $100, easy. not including repairs of course
looking forward to pics
Pedro
Re: MAN-UP Im told.........
Posted: Sat May 26, 2012 7:09 pm
by Jerry
Re: MAN-UP Im told.........
Posted: Sat May 26, 2012 7:30 pm
by SP450andLE
Ooh that actually looks quite nice, loving the grandpa seat covers
Re: MAN-UP Im told.........
Posted: Sat May 26, 2012 7:46 pm
by stinky
It is nice sounds angry id buy swap it for some tyres
Re: MAN-UP Im told.........
Posted: Sat May 26, 2012 9:35 pm
by 007
basics wrote:bryan.daley wrote:Sad as it is Japan is becoming more and more radioactive – guess what, so do their vehicles and parts. After time I predict people will be scrambling to get their hands on a landie as the benefits of automatic in-cab toast making and integral anti-radar capabilities will be offset by the enormous static on the radio generated by the beta particles – premature baldness from using a Jappa may also factor into the switch to land rover.
arnt all if not most hilux's made in thailand? im not sure
Yip.
Re: MAN-UP Im told.........
Posted: Sat May 26, 2012 9:56 pm
by Heath
When 4wder Dave died and went to heaven he was chatting to St peter about 4wding and pete showed him a room full of gauges. For each marque of vehicle there was a gauge and they were all moving at different rates. Some like the lada gauge was barely moving while the nissan and toyota ones were turning over quite regularly. After a few minutes he asked pete where the landrover one was as it was conspicuously missing.
Pete smiled. "God has that one in his office" he said.
Dave surprised by this revelation asked if God was a rover fan, but Peter just laughed.
"Nah Rover drivers talk about their wagons so much he uses it as a fan."
Re: MAN-UP Im told.........
Posted: Mon May 28, 2012 9:00 am
by adimw2
Re: MAN-UP Im told.........
Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2012 10:36 pm
by Moriarty
Yuh didnt keep it long, Taz!!
Are you SURE it was a landy? I mean, Taz, it went all the way to Napier without breaking!!!
Re: MAN-UP Im told.........
Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2012 5:19 pm
by basics
gone already? you swap trucks more than i do under pants
Re: MAN-UP Im told.........
Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2012 7:11 pm
by Moriarty
basics wrote:gone already? you swap trucks more than i do under pants
As soon as they are dirty........
Re: MAN-UP Im told.........
Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2012 2:19 pm
by Disco Gofer
Hahha love the jokes. Im one my third one as of last week.......AND i own a 40 Cruiser bush truck with a 350 Chevy but bought the Disco for towing. I even got a sticker made saying "Toyota Recovery Vehicle" cause with the rear LSD have pulled quite a few other trucks out of holes. So i might have got it stuck a few times too but have always been able to help back.
Well done, Discos are cheap and strong and owned by the brave!!!!!!!!!!
Re: MAN-UP Im told.........
Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2012 7:54 pm
by Jerry
i just couldn't force myself to buy another Toyota
So hows the new toyota taz
Re: MAN-UP Im told.........
Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2012 8:28 pm
by taz01
Jerry wrote:i just couldn't force myself to buy another Toyota
So hows the new toyota taz
and i have a disc grinder welder hammers bars etc and you truck tomorrow you wanta rephrase that
