Offroad-Express

basics wrote:nice pics, any others roll ?

probably not, we went home after that, but it only left the off roader buggies and they were all 2 wheel drive and not cornering so well.

That pumice dirt shit was bloody deep when you're putting the power down in the V8 cruiser. Just digging big holes everywhere. Great fun though.

skid wrote:and before anyone else asks for the story.
the answer is no, because there are too many wankers on this site who cry at the slightest tittie shot or the use of foul language. so you can all get fucked

What, you joking with that passage aye? A bit of gentle piss-taking? Or does being a tosser come naturally with breeding?

To follow the lead provided. The members have spoken, a course of action has been applied, if you dont like it, get fucked!!

Now, enough of thread jacking the thread jacked thread....... although its not really a thread jack, i know a few who might consider that getting up Skid is an achievement!!

xj wrote:

skid wrote:and before anyone else asks for the story.
the answer is no, because there are too many wankers on this site who cry at the slightest tittie shot or the use of foul language. so you can all get fucked

What, you joking with that passage aye? A bit of gentle piss-taking? Or does being a tosser come naturally with breeding?

To follow the lead provided. The members have spoken, a course of action has been applied, if you dont like it, get fucked!!

Now, enough of thread jacking the thread jacked thread....... although its not really a thread jack, i know a few who might consider that getting up Skid is an achievement!!

i certainly hope you're not one of the PC folk that are taking over the country and ruining our fun.

I think we need a thread on this....................

http://www.offroadexpress.co.nz/modules ... 8680#88680

i bought this. yay.

welded front diff no carpet, should be fun and ready for the bbq but no simexes.

go skiddy

gimmemud wrote:i bought this. yay.
welded front diff no carpet, should be fun and ready for the bbq but no simexes.

welded front diff mmmm is that such a good idea
won´t it put extra strain on the CVs

gimmemud wrote:i bought this. yay.
welded front diff no carpet, should be fun and ready for the bbq but no simexes.

Awsome buy

gimmemud wrote:i bought this. yay.
...welded front diff no carpet, should be fun and ready for the bbq but no simexes.

Nice work, bit more usable than the other vechicle in the garage. Sad to see a cruiser go to parts heaven though

i went for a cruise down on the shotover river bed, watched some guys on bikes hit a pretty big jump. got inspired but my isuzu isnt as gracefull in the air.
i agree with skid!
#### pc i want tits

gimmemud wrote:i bought this. yay.

welded front diff no carpet, should be fun and ready for the bbq but no simexes.

why no simex's ?

theres a swamp waiting for you

went for a strop up worsley spur sunday arvo.
Broke stuff doin fun stuff
shattered a manual hubcasing into 3 near the start on the way up and spat out a rear drive shaft on the way down, still had fun driving up in rear wheel drive though

Shit Matt, better buy a Nissan then We went up at 1030 and had a ball. Nick broke the rear diff/axle housing on the suzi bush truck. He then popped the kingpin out of the left hub. I left then as I had shit to do with the handbrake, but my last suggestion before I left was to get the trailer up as we weren't that far up the track at that stage. Vry dry up there at present. How did you go in the end boys
Al

watch the vid al, would like to see your nissan folow us with what we were doing boy it was fun

went to ngaroma on sunday got no pics but lots of video had a ball broke another front diff #5 . we had 9 trucks turn up so it was a good turnout and a good day .
vaughan

I was at the tuff truck challenge thingy put on by the Hawkes Bay club at Tikokino in the Gwavas forest , 6 of us went up from the Cruiser club), 3 trucks (Vinces Green comp truck FJ40 which I was Navi for), Alans FJ40 and Chris's 70.

We came 7th out of 10th, and that was only doing 5 hazards, loads of cool hazards, mud, 8 dozen beer, 1 broken winch, 1 hub which sheared off. we didn't bother with the 2 night hazards, we were there to have fun not hard out competing.

There was one silver 70 series there which had a dented door, another which looked like it rolled.

Here are some pics, (if some of the colours on the pics look a bit funny its my camera.....need a new one...its been dropped in the mud too many times)

http://www.offroadexpress.co.nz/modules ... _album.php

Next one is in 2 years time......

albundy wrote:How did you go in the end boys
Al

Nick drove it down just after you left

just to finish off my weekend i popped my new shocks on the front of the cruiser



and its amazing what the centipedes pick up in the tread eh !

Hehehe, how is Magnus?? He looks fatter every day, poor ole Judge'l be running outa dog role soon

DieselBoy wrote: how is Magnus??

WTF ! you named it ? mad i tell ya, bloody sez i bet

wopass wrote:

DieselBoy wrote: how is Magnus??

WTF ! you named it ? mad i tell ya, bloody sez i bet

me thinks 'magnum' would be more fitting for you wop...

magnus that is almost like magnum so i end up thinking :sniper:

See, now im seeing a play on words there..........

Anyone remember Magnus Pike, dude was on some wildlife or science show or something years back..... anyway

MAGnus PIke = Magnus the Magpie. (????????? or is that just a backlash of too much Acid in my teens?)

speaking of magnums....

i just vaporised 2 little cute furry bouncy wee wabbits.....

both missing everything from the shoulders up now

BWAhahahahha

Anyone remember Magnus Pike, dude was on some wildlife or science show or something years back..... anyway

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magnus_Pyke
http://www.cockneyrhymingslang.co.uk/slang/magnus_pike
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AkNL4LBUJAQ

skid wrote:

DBWRacing wrote:

skid wrote:

DBWRacing wrote:Went for a run up a mates farm/forest block near Rally woods

I think I might recognise that brightly coloured surf. Would that be Rob, aka 140

Thats him, Lexus powered beast

140?

next time you see him, ask about the name '140'

its a funny story.

and before anyone else asks for the story.
the answer is no, because there are too many wankers on this site who cry at the slightest tittie shot or the use of foul language. so you can all get fucked

Hey Skid, i asked Rob about "140" and after much harrassin, finally spilled

OMG LOL

But then he filled me in on YOUR real name (seems a lot of peeps don't know if ya have one)
and where ya "Skid" handle comes from

And Rob wants ta know if ya want ya shorts back

DBWRacing wrote:

skid wrote:

DBWRacing wrote:

skid wrote:

DBWRacing wrote:Went for a run up a mates farm/forest block near Rally woods

I think I might recognise that brightly coloured surf. Would that be Rob, aka 140

Thats him, Lexus powered beast

140?

next time you see him, ask about the name '140'

its a funny story.

and before anyone else asks for the story.
the answer is no, because there are too many wankers on this site who cry at the slightest tittie shot or the use of foul language. so you can all get fucked

Hey Skid, i asked Rob about "140" and after much harrassin, finally spilled

OMG LOL

But then he filled me in on YOUR real name (seems a lot of peeps don't know if ya have one)
and where ya "Skid" handle comes from

And Rob wants ta know if ya want ya shorts back

moral of the story: dont try to rip one when you have the farty poo's

wopass wrote:

DBWRacing wrote:

skid wrote:

DBWRacing wrote:

skid wrote:

DBWRacing wrote:Went for a run up a mates farm/forest block near Rally woods

I think I might recognise that brightly coloured surf. Would that be Rob, aka 140

Thats him, Lexus powered beast

140?

next time you see him, ask about the name '140'

its a funny story.

and before anyone else asks for the story.
the answer is no, because there are too many wankers on this site who cry at the slightest tittie shot or the use of foul language. so you can all get fucked

Hey Skid, i asked Rob about "140" and after much harrassin, finally spilled

OMG LOL

But then he filled me in on YOUR real name (seems a lot of peeps don't know if ya have one)
and where ya "Skid" handle comes from

And Rob wants ta know if ya want ya shorts back

moral of the story: dont try to rip one when you have the farty poo's

LMFAO

DBWRacing wrote:

wopass wrote:

DBWRacing wrote:

skid wrote:

DBWRacing wrote:

skid wrote:

DBWRacing wrote:Went for a run up a mates farm/forest block near Rally woods

I think I might recognise that brightly coloured surf. Would that be Rob, aka 140

Thats him, Lexus powered beast

140?

next time you see him, ask about the name '140'

its a funny story.

and before anyone else asks for the story.
the answer is no, because there are too many wankers on this site who cry at the slightest tittie shot or the use of foul language. so you can all get fucked

Hey Skid, i asked Rob about "140" and after much harrassin, finally spilled

OMG LOL

But then he filled me in on YOUR real name (seems a lot of peeps don't know if ya have one)
and where ya "Skid" handle comes from

And Rob wants ta know if ya want ya shorts back

moral of the story: dont try to rip one when you have the farty poo's

LMFAO

I texted him about my shorts the other day. next time he can go to prizegiving in his undies.

did ya like the 140 story he was a lucky guy when you think about it

as for the Skid story, I'm not too sure he knows the real story behind it, but when there are several variations out there, its funny to hear whats being said.

Was lucky to have such "generous" mates

Explanation rob gave for Skid was to put ya real name after it!!!

DBWRacing wrote:Was lucky to have such "generous" mates

Explanation rob gave for Skid was to put ya real name after it!!!

just to bring up an old thread http://www.offroadexpress.co.nz/modules ... 9&start=80