Offroad-Express

So if there are any area's that have flagging membership we will send Mike there

Eketehuna? Otara? Auckland motorway at peak time?

You can all just p*@s off!!! That coffee maker is mine!!!

MINE!!!!!!!

gimmie gimmie gimmie!!!!

coffee gooooood

me without coffee( or a nice new 12v coffee maker) :-@

will you accept bribes steve??

(and for jerry)

(just put golum's voice to this, using your "imagination")

"precious, my precious!!! we makes the coffee, dont we?? yes, the precious coffee, then we DRINK the coffee!! but it was stolen from us!!! we will get the precious back, yes, we will"

You forgot "my precious" in your post and in a Gollemy voice

As for Steves giveaway. (great idea by the way:D )Now i know i am potentially cutting down my chances of winning the coffee maker but........... shouldn't we give people at least a week to sign up before we draw the competition? The membership drive has really just got off the ground and i feel that there will be some who could miss out because of the speed this has developed. Don't get me wrong here, i'm all for the incentive to sign up, but some will need time to get the money together. People who will sign up in the next few days would be those members who were always onboard from the start, so in order to attract the fence sitters they'll need time to decide if its worthwhile for them and maybe, just maybe, the smell of freshly brewed coffee in their truck will be the push they needed.

H2OLOVA wrote:As for Steves giveaway. (great idea by the way:D )Now i know i am potentially cutting down my chances of winning the coffee maker but........... shouldn't we give people at least a week to sign up before we draw the competition? The membership drive has really just got off the ground and i feel that there will be some who could miss out because of the speed this has developed. Don't get me wrong here, i'm all for the incentive to sign up, but some will need time to get the money together. People who will sign up in the next few days would be those members who were always onboard from the start, so in order to attract the fence sitters they'll need time to decide if its worthwhile for them and maybe, just maybe, the smell of freshly brewed coffee in their truck will be the push they needed.

wow you do make sense sometimes i like this idea
would also mean i would be aelligble

You shut the hell up H2O!!!!!!!

you shut the hell up and you die!!! :instagib:

you die and go to hell!!!! :fire:

Thats MY damn coffee maker, and the more that join, they greater the tiny chance that someone else will get it!!!!


shhh!!!!
zip it!!!

[quote="Goose"]You shut the hell up H2O!!!!!!!

you shut the hell up and you die!!! :instagib:

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Jeeze,
you are gonna be a cranky wee baby when I get the coffee maker, aintchew?

What you gonna do then, screamin and yellin, toys outa the crib? ,

Glad you live in CHCH and not up here.

BTW, anybody in the forum live in Timaru?

I need somebody there to deliver a piece of paper.
Puhleeeze!!!

Im all paid up. $50.63 out of the land rover fund, but it should be worth it

noooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!

toys left the crib a long looooong time ago......

so instead, I'll take my bat and ball home and I wont play with you guys no more!!!

HA!!

I didn't realize how titchy the caffeine addicts would get. We will soon know who the winner is once they bounce out of their truck first thing in the morning looking like this

H2OLOVA wrote:I didn't realize how titchy the caffeine addicts would get. We will soon know who the winner is once they bounce out of their truck first thing in the morning looking like this

They'll probably turn up coming from the entrance covered in mud with no fuel left in the tank

Hey Turoa...you don't have a ciggy lighter socket to plug it into.....does this mean you will have to upgrade to a Suzuki?

Jerry wrote:Hey Turoa...you don't have a ciggy lighter socket to plug it into.....does this mean you will have to upgrade to a Suzuki?

Yea I do. I installed it when I got it so I could plug dads portable club radio in. Im still waitin on him to get another base sorted, but I might as well not bother if the clubs changing radios soon. A PRS would be of more use.

And no, I wont buy a suzuki

It will be just our luck if you win the coffee thingy.......

Actually I was thinking of getting a 2000w inverter and installing it...would handle a jug nicely

turoa wrote:

Jerry wrote:Hey Turoa...you don't have a ciggy lighter socket to plug it into.....does this mean you will have to upgrade to a Suzuki?

Yea I do. I installed it when I got it so I could plug dads portable club radio in. Im still waitin on him to get another base sorted, but I might as well not bother if the clubs changing radios soon. A PRS would be of more use.

And no, I wont buy a suzuki

u shud

hmmm quick change the sticker to shedzuki

you'll have to excuse goose... he's a shift worker... well, i use the term 'worker' loosely.. but a shift 'person' and coffee go hand in hand...

Jerry wrote:Hey Turoa...you don't have a ciggy lighter socket to plug it into.....does this mean you will have to upgrade to a Suzuki?

Nah.... old landrovers always have those little pos/neg terminals on the dash for pokeing the wires into for accessories

Ya just got to cut the plug off the coffee thing and strip the wires back

Shift worker huh.....what does he shift?

(sorry bad joke I couldn't help it

Ya just got to cut the plug off the coffee thing and strip the wires back

So if you get the wires round the wrong way does something blow up?[/quote]

what, are you kidding jerry??!!

that was a great joke!!!

the dumb jokes are the best!!

Jerry wrote:Shift worker huh.....what does he shift?

thats it jerry.. he doesnt!

he's just all pissy..........

cos I'm his supervisor!!!!!!


bwaaaaaaahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!

it's not my job to shift anything!!! I just tell Niblik to shift it... :frighten:

So if you are his BOSS then you can order him to make you COFFEE !!!!!

Damn straight he makes the coffee!!!

only I think he pees in it..........

Jerry wrote:

Ya just got to cut the plug off the coffee thing and strip the wires back

So if you get the wires round the wrong way does something blow up?

I'm sure those coffee things are fully warranteed

Jerry wrote:So if you are his BOSS then you can order him to make you COFFEE !!!!!

only cos goose would burn the water...

I musta known something when I fitted an extra battery so the Siwsan can have her fridge running allnight. Now she will be able to make coffee too.!!! Also fitted extra ciggy lighter in the back of twuck.

Shedzuki? NAH!!!! Ssangyong. Looks GOOD with muddy water halfway up the doors.

Ok, heres a pic of the prize:



Its not a case of waiting until everyone gets on board to do this thing... its a case of the earlt bird catching the worm... and a bit of an incentive to get registered... so unless you can convince Mike to not give me the names until a later date I'll draw from those registered by midnight Sunday... Sorry for those who spent their money on things less important

Warranty? It consists of my promise that I won't make much coffee in it before I send it to you... These are actually end of line and I can't get them any more So if it doesn't work there won't be too much I can do for a replacement (other than give you my personal one... and that AIN'T gonna happen - I'm very much like Goose with regards to coffee)

Steve

Jerry wrote:

Ya just got to cut the plug off the coffee thing and strip the wires back

So if you get the wires round the wrong way does something blow up?

Its when the smoke comes out of the wires that you have to be worried.