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So what you're saying is, that Mro and marty decided to play a trick on everyone, into beleiving that mroffroader traded his disco for a safari.

Or maybe he really did, but marty wanted his safari back because he decided that it was a crap deal. Marty has been known to play pranks on people over the internet tho

Sadam_Husain wrote:

turoa wrote:im confused

.....the nissan has been swapped for an fj40 .....

not quite.....sssssssssshhhh let him try and figure it out lol

turoa wrote:Or maybe he really did, but marty wanted his safari back because he decided that it was a crap deal. Marty has been known to play pranks on people over the internet tho

well done......we fooled you good didnt we......do you really think that marty would trade his nissan for my landy!!!! and do you honstly think i would give him my landy for his nissan to be more to the point!!!!!!!!!!!!! we did it to see the reactions i got which were very mixed most of them said why did you do it but some also said good trade

mroffroader wrote:

turoa wrote:Or maybe he really did, but marty wanted his safari back because he decided that it was a crap deal. Marty has been known to play pranks on people over the internet tho

well done......we fooled you good didnt we......do you really think that marty would trade his nissan for my landy!!!! and do you honstly think i would give him my landy for his nissan to be more to the point!!!!!!!!!!!!! we did it to see the reactions i got which were very mixed most of them said why did you do it but some also said good trade

Whatever, Im still going to try and outdrive the fawk outta you at rallywoods. I really should get some stuff to stop the engine from blowing so much smoke so I dont embarass myself as much tho

turoa wrote:Whatever, Im still going to try and outdrive the fawk outta you at rallywoods. I really should get some stuff to stop the engine from blowing so much smoke so I dont embarass myself as much tho

Just make it blow more smoke, no need to be embarrased if you cant be seen

turoa wrote:

mroffroader wrote:

turoa wrote:Or maybe he really did, but marty wanted his safari back because he decided that it was a crap deal. Marty has been known to play pranks on people over the internet tho

well done......we fooled you good didnt we......do you really think that marty would trade his nissan for my landy!!!! and do you honstly think i would give him my landy for his nissan to be more to the point!!!!!!!!!!!!! we did it to see the reactions i got which were very mixed most of them said why did you do it but some also said good trade

Whatever, Im still going to try and outdrive the fawk outta you at rallywoods. I really should get some stuff to stop the engine from blowing so much smoke so I dont embarass myself as much tho

Naw, that would never be a good trade

jdeburgh wrote:Naw, that would never be a good trade

Have to agree, I couldn't see stinky going from tower to towee

DaveM wrote:

jdeburgh wrote:Naw, that would never be a good trade

Have to agree, I couldn't see stinky going from tower to towee

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mroffroader wrote: .............................

Don't worry, I'm sure the next time I'm up there you'll have ample opportunity to test the strength of those axles when you have to tow my old hippo out of the mud

I swapped the Rangie for a Lada!! It comes with a pre-broken front diff and a rear window heater to keep my hands warm when I push it.

DaveM wrote:

mroffroader wrote: .............................

Don't worry, I'm sure the next time I'm up there you'll have ample opportunity to test the strength of those axles when you have to tow my old hippo out of the mud

nah il be sweet il just winch you out......save my diffs

jdeburgh wrote:I swapped the Rangie for a Lada!!

oh yea very funny

jdeburgh wrote:I swapped the Rangie for a Lada!! It comes with a pre-broken front diff and a rear window heater to keep my hands warm when I push it.

The only reason you'd do that is if the window heater in the Rangie wasn't working. Gotto hate cold hands

Nothing wrong with Lada's......outdrive almost all trucks........

Aye, don't start on the Lada's.
One hell of a Lada fanatic here. Had one for twelve years. Brilliant truck. Repowered it with a 2ltr Fiat Twin Cam. Had enough grunt to outrun any jap v6 or turbo diesel up the Wainui Hill or Ngauranga Gorge. Awesome amount of fun. Never ever broke anything in the driveline while off-roading. And by driving it like a bat out of hell it would tackle most obstacles.
Hardest part of owning a Lada is putting up with the constant barrage of supposedly funny jokes. Funny the first time, less so the second, a downright pain in the ass after 10 years.

Cloggy_NZ wrote:Hardest part of owning a Lada is putting up with the constant barrage of supposedly funny jokes. Funny the first time, less so the second, a downright pain in the ass after 10 years.

Everyone has had the piss taken out of the type of wagon the drive, if you drive a Lada, you might be the target of more of this (although there has been SFA Lada bashing on here from what I've seen)

My old man worked for a company that converted a bunch of Niva's into cab chassis ute's for the Dairy board a number of years ago.

They put a half chassis under them and pressed a new panel for the rear of the cab.

They were very strong and reliable vehicles. Think they were rated to 3/4 ton.

Matt.

SO you are saying a Lada is better than your truck, Jerry?

From my experience they break more often than not. But when they are going they can be quite OK.

For example: http://www.feilding4x4.netfirms.com/lada.html

Cheers

John

Sorry guys!! Ooopss...yes i forgot about Lada owners!!

But..see above: "put a half chassis on..." "repowered with a fiat..."

We did have a dyed in the wool Lada owner in our Feilding club for ages, but everytime we went somewhere it broke. he has a Pajero now.

And as for all those old lada jokes...yes they have been around for as long as there have been ladas, now, why might that be?????

And yes, lots of trucks are dissed here and in other places, its all fun, so don't be too sensitive!!

Nuff..said...

We all like our own vehicles other wise we would not have one! Mind you, I have seen bobtailed rangies and they look suspiciously like a big lada. but go much 'betterer'.

John

Hahahah didnt think marty was that stupid but you had me going.

doddzee wrote:Hahahah didnt think marty was that stupid but you had me going.

Yeah! You deserve to be hung, drawn and quartered if you did that swap!!

You will never know how dissapointed I was, when you posted that!!

Anyway, whats the story with the hair?? Is it a Snotts College thang?

John

ok ive siad it once il say it again..........I HAVE NOT DYED MY HAIR!!!!! im not gay and im not a women

mroffroader wrote: ... and im not a women

Are you sure?
do you shave yet?

Must have been oil in your hair then??

John

He'll get his teeth whitened like whatshisface of top gear next.....

Its more fun making LANDROVER jokes coz they break down more often and gets a better reaction....

Jerry wrote:Its more fun making LANDROVER jokes coz they break down more often and gets a better reaction....

Bollocks

Oops, played my cards right into your hands there Jerry
Fire away...
Give us your best shot :tongue:

I found this site whilst looking for jokes.....seems really comprehensive
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