Offroad-Express

Hi guys, JD here, Haynzy made me sign up, own a piece of shit Landrover, bush basher, injected 186, Sals rear, discs all round, toyota P/Steering, Disco seats, roll bars because Im dangerous, winch, other essential crap, belong to Manawatu club and the disintergrating Central Districts club that I unfortunately started, so hope you can put up with me and my Landy Rover Have wife and two kids but dont hold that against me! Got my own garage so I can spend all my time fixing my own crap, customers have to wait! Was out last weekend with jaffa, what a beast that Hi lux is! I hit a tree and caved in the roof (again), put a hole in the fuel tank and bent the steering, nothing unusual about these things for me. Cheers.

one mod you forgot to mention was the tow hooks specially mounted for when you need to be towed out by toyotas

Ok, well we wont mention the little hill at Rallywoods that broke the Toymota cv, while the Rover just idled up on 3 cylinders descized by a smoke cloud. Actually I think there was more smoke comming out of Haynzys ears!!

Landy Rover wrote:Ok, well we wont mention the little hill at Rallywoods that broke the Toymota cv, while the Rover just idled up on 3 cylinders descized by a smoke cloud. Actually I think there was more smoke comming out of Haynzys ears!!

It was a non toyota free wheelin hub, and the only reason you made it up was cause ya didnt have enough power to break traction

Dont you do any work!!!

Landy Rover wrote:Dont you do any work!!!

Was at work at 11pm last night so havin an easy arvo

Hey John, welcome aboard!

Landy Rover wrote:while the Rover just idled up on 3 cylinders descized by a smoke cloud.

would that be the Holden part or your truck, or the toyota part, actually, apart from the body, is there any landy stuff left on it?

You stirring pack of A___holes! Haynzy, seeing you got nothing better to do, go fix your wiring in the Toymota with some mesh ties, and dont forget the 4" nail fuses, so I dont have to tow you all round the National park, I know youd hate that!!
Hows it going jafa, awsome truck, could be better tho with some quality L/R parts in it...

At least the rover will be nice and lite for ya to drag around Costa Plenty Haynzy!!!

Landy Rover wrote:You stirring pack of A___holes! Haynzy, seeing you got nothing better to do, go fix your wiring in the Toymota with some mesh ties, and dont forget the 4" nail fuses, so I dont have to tow you all round the National park, I know youd hate that!!
Hows it going jafa, awsome truck, could be better tho with some quality L/R parts in it...

well it used to have Rangy coils in it

Jafa wrote:Hey John, welcome aboard!

Landy Rover wrote:while the Rover just idled up on 3 cylinders descized by a smoke cloud.

would that be the Holden part or your truck, or the toyota part, actually, apart from the body, is there any landy stuff left on it?

Welcome aboard JD.

Once you change the body you will have a good truck

Cheers Richard

Cheers dude, hey are you talking about my truck or me think I need a new body!!!

Shit have you still got that old landy..... I remember you up at rallywoods in that thing last year!! Thought you would have replaced it by now

welcome aboard

Hey its a vintage like me, and gotta show up you felllas aye, nothing worse than a Rover licking your arse Its a piece of shit but I like it, easy to fix

Welcome JD, I have a vid of your landy going through eerrr getting stuck in the donut hole at rallywoods, when you were down with Duanne and the rest of the crew...

Yeah! Another Land Rover online and a local one too! Gidday JD, saw your LR at the 60th celebrations. From what I gather as written above, it had it's usual coating of mud on it that day too! I got an early 110 flat deck. Might see ya about one day...

welcome dude and if you been in the donut come down have i got a little mud hole for ya to play in....

taz01 wrote:welcome dude and if you been in the donut come down have i got a little mud hole for ya to play in....

Hate to say it but that comment is very leading comment taz

haynzy wrote:

taz01 wrote:welcome dude and if you been in the donut come down have i got a little mud hole for ya to play in....

Hate to say it but that comment is very leading comment taz

Never follow taz into a mud hole, you might come out looking like him

madaz068 wrote:

haynzy wrote:

taz01 wrote:welcome dude and if you been in the donut come down have i got a little mud hole for ya to play in....

Hate to say it but that comment is very leading comment taz

Never follow taz into a mud hole, you might come out looking like him

What like this????

Cheers for that, yeah we must get a group together next year and have some fun, so we'll keep in touch! Landrovers go hard

Yeah, got buried while you guys laughed Guess what, the next time we went down I took a speed start at it, coulnt see where the hell I was, but drove out the other end, covered in shit. I think God owned my Landy cos it drove on water