Offroad-Express

Congratulations to: Moriarty (65)


Have one for me dude



PS only noticed it as it was on the front page when logged off

Happy Birthday Mate , hope you have a good one

so how much do you get on the pension mate???

wopass wrote:so how much do you get on the pension mate???

I text him good tidings and he replies that the government have made thier first payment back to him already

Retirement day


All the best Bob and I hope the next 65 years are just as good to you

Happy birthday ya old bugger...lol may u live as long as the great turtle A'tuin and have as great a life as Cohan....lol steve.

happy birthday mate
get a few down yar

Thanks for them kind sentiments
Me and Siwsie had a very quiet day, just being together, its a fair bitch, only being together weekends and suchlike.

Gummint is real good to me, $438.19 per fortnight. WOW, such wealth and riches I have alrready spent a poultice in anticipation at Naenae Tyre court...

PR, we are having cuppa teas at Kiwipete's place on the afternoon of the 20th before heading up to Hanmer.
we are also back into CHCH sometime after the 15th Feb, hopefully in two and a half vehicles...... lookit the thread........

viewtopic.php?f=9&t=17559

Marty, If I turn up at Rallywoods aged 130, THAT will be time for a monumental pissup!! and I can promise you all, IT WILL be my shout...

Newbie and BC, I did actually HAVE a beer or three that day.....

call in a see 4wd accessoriers there is always ore guys there
and happy 65 sir bob sir

Moriarty wrote: PR, we are having cuppa teas at Kiwipete's place on the afternoon of the 20th before heading up to Hanmer.
we are also back into CHCH sometime after the 15th Feb, hopefully in two and a half vehicles...... lookit the thread........

viewtopic.php?f=9&t=17605

Thats Al's westcoast trip

PR wrote:

Moriarty wrote: PR, we are having cuppa teas at Kiwipete's place on the afternoon of the 20th before heading up to Hanmer.
we are also back into CHCH sometime after the 15th Feb, hopefully in two and a half vehicles...... lookit the thread........

viewtopic.php?f=9&t=17605

Thats Al's westcoast trip

Farkin old people eh!

I was trying to be polite as at his age being senial will come naturly

PR wrote:I was trying to be polite as at his age being senial will come naturly

No need to be polite. Hes probably going blind and can only make out every other word anyway

PR wrote:

Moriarty wrote: PR, we are having cuppa teas at Kiwipete's place on the afternoon of the 20th before heading up to Hanmer.
we are also back into CHCH sometime after the 15th Feb, hopefully in two and a half vehicles...... lookit the thread........

viewtopic.php?f=9&t=17605

Thats Al's westcoast trip

Are you sure? or did you post a strange thing up to make it look like my marbles are getting lost already?

Actually, It's MY fault. At the time of posting thw two topics were adjacent, and I selected the wrong one.
I am now allowed to make the occasional fk-up, it goes with the age, like needing help to cross the road. Having youngish women calll me "dear" or "love" my answer to that is,

"Have we slept together recently? Usually the ladies i do that with are the only ones that call me dear, Ohhh and my wife, which one are you?"

and do THAT in the loud voice us deaf old coots use. Especially that overbearing bitch in the Victoria Street branch of Kiwibank.

I am enjoying getting aged and infirm....... May get Bob Thomas to make me a walking stick soon.

What a nice we man Bob is too; very nice to finally shake the hand of the el Presidento.
BTW, your better half has made a fine job of moulding you into shape too..........

kiwipete wrote:What a nice we man Bob is too; very nice to finally shake the hand of the el Presidento.
BTW, your better half has made a fine job of moulding you into shape too..........

Thanks Pete, entirely reciprocated, after all this time of bullshit and jelly beans etc t5o catch up. Nice shed, mate!! Well done.

Ohhh before the Siwsan, I used to fit in to quite a smaller mould....