Offroad-Express

I was sooooooooooooo good
I didn't say Good afterble constanoon.....
What pretty lights you have ,
can I have them for my Christmas tree?

hillfilly wrote:I was sooooooooooooo good
I didn't say Good afterble constanoon.....
What pretty lights you have ,
can I have them for my Christmas tree?

So why did you have a conversation with a constable ???
Do Tell ....

Work BBQ
About pumpkin hour..
Offer to drive workmate's wife home.
Pretty blue and red lights fly up behind me
Sure I'm not going too fast
check dash
can't see a thing....
all black
My poor passenger freaking

Nice boy in blue (if he's a local??? he's new or I would have asked for some tree lights )
Of course I did not know that I had no tail lights
Not my car
Ummmmmmmm
sorry officer license in bag at work
Name...
address.......
DOB
Yes..... I know I just had a birthday
What have I been up to
Well.....
Where am I going ....
around the block ..


Oops a wee machine is in my face...
mmmmmmmmmm will ginger beer register
sober driver
I can go

Workmate and boss waiting to see what's happened
they were ahead of us,
had seen the pretty lights and kept going
Wife suggests workmate fix car

Boss and I leave,
me laughing wondering if my car is upto scratch or if will I get to see the pretty lights again.

I didn't get to see them again on my next little journey or all the way home

Maybe I will again on Friday night when we hit the town on our annual bike ride ......
costume nearly ready.....

i had the quickest stoppage in wanganui last nite on my way back from stratford

pulled me up, breath test, didnt even ask for my licence i was still trying to get my wallet outta my pocket

he didnt even say goodnite or say to leave so waited for him to go first lol

little did he know i was just doing like 160kph with some fucktard tailgating me

well on gave me a $320 fine for no wof on the car trailer and speeding all i was doing was getting up speed so my bighorn would make it up the hill with a bmw on the trailer . he came ova the top of the hill just at the wrong time

Re the no WOF as long as its not to far over due you can ask for a complyance for the wof that gives you 2 weeks to get it up to date with the wof you take proof into cop shop that u have new one n write away n thats that u get off basicaly.
U can do this also with a rego thats out but not by to long again i think its up to a month out.