China (NOW NWS PICS)

[basics]

Hope y'all enjoyin summer

minus 30 here

[skid]

thought you'd be wearing a good ol kiwi bushshirt bro



is the wall slippery at this time of year then

[basics]

havnt been to the wall yet, thats at the top of mt tai,4000 steeps from where the bus drops you off, then 4000 back to the bus only to find the bus had been canceled, so had a further hour of stairs to get back to the next town, im still limping 4 days later, and im not unfit by any standards.

this pic dont do it justice, these steps are ####### steep the whole way



wish i had my v8 here ay, the streets ice, no one here dose burnouts or anything, lame.

they were selling two chow chow pups in the subway, i thought if was for a tender bbq but it wasnt.

[basics]

ok, enough of the bull shit, heres the short skirts i promist you dirty fuckers

heres a teaser of the album


link to album (#### i just noticed when it resizes it cuts half the photo off, oh well, you still get to see a bit
http://www.offroadexpress.co.nz/gallery/basics-photos

[basics]

somthing of intrest, carpark building, stack em high watch em fly

[skid]

awesome Jase

just enuf of a pantie glimpse te be a right tease............

[basics]

took your time replyin,thought youd be here in a shot haha,your the main reason i posted them bro, haha
when i get to canada ill post them all on fb for you

[skid]

do ya think ya can fit a pretty one in a suitcase and bring her home with ya

[basics]

they are pretty flexible, ill see what i can do!!

[skid]

they are pretty flexible, ill see what i can do!!

just make sure ya get me one that will do as shes told

and cook me good food

and preferably with rich parents too

theres probably a bit I missed, but don't want to put her off too early

[basics]

you forgot virgin!

ok, rich, good cook, virgin, good looking, dose as shes told and tidy. that shouldnt be hard to find. ahaha



i have bids of the first one i find, if i find two you in luck

[stinky]

Ive got an older model that didnt have the do as shes told option installed do you do tradeins

[basics]

they all have that problem once you put a ring on it i thought

[skid]

they all have that problem once you put a ring on it i thought

depends what kind of ring and where you're putting it

[basics]

thats a good girl if she dose that ring!!

[basics]

should i be worried? i just ate some bbq (fcking nice )
and noticed the logo is a cat, hahaha

[Pedro]

[quote="basics"]should i be worried? i just ate some bbq (fcking nice )
and noticed the logo is a cat, hahaha




only if you end up with fur balls,

Had the turtle soup yet , apparently it comes complete with the turtle with is head hanging over the side of the bowl looking at ya

[basics]

havnt had turtal yet, iv seen them swimming around in the tanks, thats stil on my todo list along with donky meat.

things ive eaten.


*lambs penis
*tero tero (lining of pigs arse hole)
* a whole boiled egg, whith the chicken thats almost ready to hatch inside, so soft bones, meat and egg whites)
*heaps of dog meat
*pidgeon, and pidgeon skulls
*chicken feet and chicken heads
* all the offal you can imagine
*snake skin, snake meat, snake kidney in rice wine, and drunk a glass full of its blood
*sour cabbage
countless other shit im sure ive foorgotten

[Sadam_Husain]

havnt had turtal yet, iv seen them swimming around in the tanks, thats stil on my todo list along with donky meat.

things ive eaten.


*lambs penis
*tero tero (lining of pigs arse hole)
* a whole boiled egg, whith the chicken thats almost ready to hatch inside, so soft bones, meat and egg whites)
*heaps of dog meat
*pidgeon, and pidgeon skulls
*chicken feet and chicken heads
* all the offal you can imagine
*snake skin, snake meat, snake kidney in rice wine, and drunk a glass full of its blood
*sour cabbage
countless other shit im sure ive foorgotten

Fark that shit Jase.... sounds like your having fun though

[basics]

you got that part wrong mate, #### the birds not the food

nah, im been a good boy

[Sadam_Husain]

nah, im been a good boy

watch out for that big chinaman with the meat cleaver if you get his daughter knocked up

[basics]

or the tri ads (sp), they might hack me up and send me home one piece at a time, or ill end up in the harbour.
haha

[Sadam_Husain]

or the tri ads (sp), they might hack me up and send me home one piece at a time, or ill end up in the harbour.
haha

Nah you'll end up in one of those BBQ bags with a pic of your face on it

[flyingbrick]

you got that part wrong mate, #### the birds not the food

But the birds are the food?

Also re: bringing one home: Its been proven here in NZ that asians do fold up pretty well and fit in a suitcase.

[basics]

i shouldnt laugh

ill upload some pics when i get a chance, scorpians and spiders god knows what else i ate tonight

BAHAHA marty, that would a waste of time, not enough fat on me to feed fvck all people

[basics]

spiders, big as beatles, scorpians and a few other weird horrible things from tonights adventure

[flyingbrick]

OH SHIET!

ARE THOSE HUGE FCUK OFF SPIDERS EDIBLE...


oh myyyyyyyyyyyyyyy god.

are they deep fried or something?

ffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuk they must have a huge disgusting abdomin.




edit:

OOOOOOOOOOOOOH SHIET LOOK AT THE MILLIPEDES!

[basics]

haha yeah bro, deep fried. they were all pretty good, except the small white looking bugs(god know what they were, i ate two sticks full of them and need a drink to wash them down, the others were nice flavours ay, salty and spicey, would be awsome if you were on the piss, same texture as chips.

i cant sleep, its 2am and the construction boys are accross the road doing up a building, no noise restrictions here.

[meece4x4]

Hope y'all enjoyin summer

minus 30 here

ummm whats with all the padlocks in the background

[basics]

good spotting, i suppose to keep people from steeling the first padlock? haha

alll they way up there were piles of them, i think they think it looks pretty or somthing?

oh yeah, got a bottle oj JD/'s tonight, have to wash down the cheap american beer (blue ribbon? i bought last night.