So now there's a lada section, can we get all the lada jokes in one place??
My first club outing in Miniskip I turned up with as many jokes written on the truck as I could find, thougth I'd get in before the other's did!!
(I've got a list written somewhere, I'll add more later)
Post up your favourites!!! Here's six to get you started...
What do you call a lada at the top of a hill??
A miricle.
What do you call a doz lada's at the top of a hill??
A car yard.
What do you call a hundred lada's at the top of a hill??
A scrap yard.
Why do lada's have two spare wheel's?
So you can bike home.
Why do lada's have heated rear window?
To keep your hands warm when puching them.
What do a pregnant school girl and a lada have in common?
There both an embarrisment to the family.
Lada jokes??
Lada jokes??
It's just more fun in a lada !!
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ClassicCruiserSpares
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Re: Lada jokes??
What do you call a Lada with twin exhaust pipes?
A wheel Barrow!!!
How do you double the price of a Lada?
Fill it with petrol!!!
A wheel Barrow!!!
How do you double the price of a Lada?
Fill it with petrol!!!
Toyota Landcruiser FJ40, front and rear lockers, 35" simex.
Toyota FJ45 build in progress.
Tires are like boobs, they always look big until you have played with them for a while, then you just want a bigger set.
Toyota FJ45 build in progress.
Tires are like boobs, they always look big until you have played with them for a while, then you just want a bigger set.
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giovanni
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Re: Lada jokes??
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Eight in the motor the rest in the radio
"Make love to a Pantry owner.We need more of them!"
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A man goes into a car accessory shop and say's to the assistant "Can I have a hub cap for my Lada?"
The assistant thinks for a moment and reply's "Okay, it seems a fair swop"
What's the difference between a Lada and a golf ball?
You can drive a golf ball 200 metres.
What's the difference between a Jehovah's Witness and a Lada?
You can shut the door on a Jehovah's Witness.
The assistant thinks for a moment and reply's "Okay, it seems a fair swop"
What's the difference between a Lada and a golf ball?
You can drive a golf ball 200 metres.
What's the difference between a Jehovah's Witness and a Lada?
You can shut the door on a Jehovah's Witness.
LIFT YOUR TRUCK FAT CHICKS CANT JUMP
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how many poeple does it take to assemble a Lada?
Three ..two folding one glueing
Three ..two folding one glueing
Re: Lada jokes??
rotordogg wrote:So now there's a lada section, can we get all the lada jokes in one place??
They're all here http://www.ladaniva.co.uk/baxter/resources/jokes.htm
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I'd prefer a land Rover. (You believe that???? )
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SP450andLE
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Re: Lada jokes??
tomsoffroad wrote:None of us know what we are doing really. But thats how you get experience.
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Andrew1706
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Re: Lada jokes??
Andrew1706 wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHF46ksm-vk
Vid I made a few years ago
LMAO
It's just more fun in a lada !!
Re: Lada jokes??
Andrew1706 wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHF46ksm-vk
Vid I made a few years ago
That's good!!
Regards,