Offroad-Express

Posted: **Thu Feb 10, 2011 5:21 pm**

So now there's a lada section, can we get all the lada jokes in one place??

My first club outing in Miniskip I turned up with as many jokes written on the truck as I could find, thougth I'd get in before the other's did!!

(I've got a list written somewhere, I'll add more later)

Post up your favourites!!! Here's six to get you started...

What do you call a lada at the top of a hill??
A miricle.

What do you call a doz lada's at the top of a hill??
A car yard.

What do you call a hundred lada's at the top of a hill??
A scrap yard.

Why do lada's have two spare wheel's?
So you can bike home.

Why do lada's have heated rear window?
To keep your hands warm when puching them.

What do a pregnant school girl and a lada have in common?
There both an embarrisment to the family.

Posted: **Thu Feb 10, 2011 5:33 pm**

What do you call a Lada with twin exhaust pipes?
A wheel Barrow!!! :lol:

How do you double the price of a Lada?
Fill it with petrol!!!

Posted: **Fri Feb 11, 2011 12:14 pm**

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Eight in the motor the rest in the radio

Posted: **Fri Feb 11, 2011 10:04 pm**

A man goes into a car accessory shop and say's to the assistant "Can I have a hub cap for my Lada?"
The assistant thinks for a moment and reply's "Okay, it seems a fair swop"

What's the difference between a Lada and a golf ball?
You can drive a golf ball 200 metres.

What's the difference between a Jehovah's Witness and a Lada?
You can shut the door on a Jehovah's Witness.