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I have an embarassing confession.

Posted: Thu Jun 02, 2011 8:25 pm
by Generickiwi
I have owned my Terrano for just over 3 months, and it has still to be made dirty under my ownership.

It's seen sand for about 10 minutes (and had a heavy bath straight afterwards) and been along beautifully groomed metal tracks through forestry areas, but hasn't been properly dirty.

Which means yes, I am an off-roading virgin.

There, I've said it... and I'm not proud :oops:

*flees*

...in saying that, must find newbie friendly terrain with which to give the kids a real car wash to earn their pocket money!

That is all, carry on.

Re: I have an embarassing confession.

Posted: Thu Jun 02, 2011 8:41 pm
by Drurban
My Suggestion take it to Woodhill after a day there you wont be a virgin :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: I have an embarassing confession.

Posted: Thu Jun 02, 2011 8:42 pm
by MNC
Welcome, A trip to Woodhill will keep your kids busy cleaning the truck for days after :wink:

Re: I have an embarassing confession.

Posted: Thu Jun 02, 2011 9:21 pm
by kiwipete
Don't be embarrassed, mine was a nice wee shiny when I stated out too. :wink:

Re: I have an embarassing confession.

Posted: Fri Jun 03, 2011 10:57 am
by SP450andLE
Are you in a club?

It's a great way to get into 4wding - many have 'shiny' runs for the newbies... :mrgreen:

Re: I have an embarassing confession.

Posted: Sat Jun 04, 2011 3:15 pm
by mr landrover
thompsons track in te aroha is a good start also 42 traverse

Re: I have an embarassing confession.

Posted: Mon Jun 06, 2011 8:44 pm
by Generickiwi
Probably popping along to the Manukau club meeting tomorrow...

Anybody know what the subs are worth? Bit shy on info on their website, and need to get a release of funds from the War Minister (wife) in case I do something silly like join...

Re: I have an embarassing confession.

Posted: Mon Jun 06, 2011 8:48 pm
by Mudde1
you wont need to pay until you become a member. From memory its about half a tank of fuel in total, including national asson fees.

Re: I have an embarassing confession.

Posted: Tue Jun 14, 2011 8:25 am
by Generickiwi
Righto, well I went along last week to the Manukau meeting - what a good bunch of buggers.

So I've been talked into a club run this coming Sunday - good bit of newbie play time out Waiuku way - gonna be a lot of fun.

Applied for membership, after talking to so many guys and hearing so many awesome stories and ideas, how could I not?

Will have to write up a weekend report once my shiny-ness has been taken from me :D

Re: I have an embarassing confession.

Posted: Tue Jun 14, 2011 6:24 pm
by kiwipete
Generickiwi wrote:Righto, well I went along last week to the Manukau meeting - what a good bunch of buggers.

So I've been talked into a club run this coming Sunday - good bit of newbie play time out Waiuku way - gonna be a lot of fun.

Applied for membership, after talking to so many guys and hearing so many awesome stories and ideas, how could I not?

Will have to write up a weekend report once my shiny-ness has been taken from me :D

No pressure from me :wink:

Re: I have an embarassing confession.

Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2011 7:23 am
by Generickiwi
kiwipete wrote:No pressure from me :wink:


None whatsoever!

Now, if you'd just release my family, and call off the guys with the baseball bats...

Re: I have an embarassing confession.

Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2011 6:33 pm
by kiwipete
Generickiwi wrote:
kiwipete wrote:No pressure from me :wink:


None whatsoever!

Now, if you'd just release my family, and call off the guys with the baseball bats...

Yes, sure; oh wait a minute, we just need your credit card/bank account and eftpos card pin numbers, :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: I have an embarassing confession.

Posted: Wed Jun 22, 2011 8:38 pm
by Generickiwi
***UPDATE!!!***

My virginity is gone.

As of the 19th of June, 2011 - I am now initiated in the way of the bush.

Went out with the Manukau club folks for the Westpac fund raiser, and what a hell of a day :D

Long story short, I tried everything once, got towed once, and have been told by my two kids that if I ever go again and don't take them, they they will choose the shittiest rest home in existence come retirement age.

I drove places you could never have convinced me a vehicle could go a few months ago, and learned a shit load about myself and my vehicle.

So many more lessons to go - damn shame! :lol:

Re: I have an embarassing confession.

Posted: Wed Jun 22, 2011 10:09 pm
by lincooln
good to see you enjoyed your self. by the sounds of it the bug has bitten hard :D