Offroad-Express

hi my name is bern

im new to ORE and 4x4 driving

Have a white toyota hilux ute quit standard got the hooks and that.

i know the boys at tow bars in town.

keen to learn and go on trips but just shinny and that.

it would be good to get to know the boys as well and i am alux's brother.

im keen to go to the taihpie trip.

bern wrote:i am alux's brother.

You have our sympathy, Im sure even Bob will join me on this occasion....

bern wrote:i am alux's brother.

Oh that makes you Blux?

He is going to kill me for that one.....sorry Alex.

suzuki1k wrote:He is going to kill me for that one.....sorry Alex.

And it will be a slow painful death, Johny Dangerously will be sitting on you.

bruntonjm wrote: Im sure even Bob will join me on this occasion....

Can't wait to see that day...

Shit not 2 of them now

Sadam_Husain wrote:Shit not 2 of them now

yeah even their job description is similar
one is digging up shit...........
the other preventing shit..........
cant wait ta get you both wheeling in the shit

Welcome BLUX ummmm i mean Bern , you are going to love the twisted and mental drivers welly crew


Welcome again

Bolo wrote:Welcome BLUX ummmm i mean Bern , you are going to love the twisted and mental drivers welly crew


Welcome again

i couldn'tof put it better myself

welcome aboard

hes already meet the big rock under the bridge at rallys dumbass

taz01 wrote:hes already meet the big rock under the bridge at rallys dumbass

hes not the pussy thats scared of getting in the water to put a rope on is he

You pore bugger.
just a word mate, keep an eye on Danger mouse, he does terrible things to people and gets hisself stuck in silly places.
Ohhh DONT follow your liddle bro around, he thinks Lux's can swim...

skid wrote:

taz01 wrote:hes already meet the big rock under the bridge at rallys dumbass

hes not the pussy thats scared of getting in the water to put a rope on is he

better smeone else getting wet then me!!!!!!

Moriarty wrote:You pore bugger.
just a word mate, keep an eye on Danger mouse, he does terrible things to people and gets hisself stuck in silly places.
Ohhh DONT follow your liddle bro around, he thinks Lux's can swim...

yep, poor me! been sorry all my life! useless bastrd.
aLUX says Dangerously thinks holes are goals and to drive into ones bigger then the truck and verticle sides is good idea. Hope he has a good winch...
they can swim! according to him... I wont be doing that in a hurry!

you are all pricks, the lot of ya! Revenge is sweet and all I will say is... BRING THE RAIN!
Post away my fellows!

and you know when you are when I say "you of all people shouldn't throw stones'.

aLUX wrote:you are all pricks, the lot of ya! Revenge is sweet and all I will say is... BRING THE RAIN!
Post away my fellows!

and you know when you are when I say "you of all people shouldn't throw stones'.

blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
blah blah blah show us ya tits blah blah blah blah blah follow me.............

wrong one jerry next one.........

Skiddy looks a bit wet

Jerry wrote:Skiddy looks a bit wet

....clip....

Now THERE'S a truth!!!

Alux, you dont scare anybody with your threats, Empty as they are, all we have to do is drive through a bit of mud, or a puddle and we are safe from you. nah nah n nah nah!!!

Jerry wrote:Skiddy looks a bit wet

Skid, you are TOO nice

Jerry wrote:Skiddy looks a bit wet

Why are skid's pants wet in a "V" shape around his croutch and dry everywhere else apart from obviously where the river has wet them on the lower leg...

stop looking at my crotch you sicko

bloody cops with too much spare time on their hands watching sick stuff on work computers


besides, its your brother who was the pussy who just stood there not wanting to get wet and panicing as water was flowing around his truck
didn't see you rushing to help, just laughing behind the bushes on the bank


go visit old man bob, hes got heaps of weird shit to watch

skid wrote:stop looking at my crotch you sicko

bloody cops with too much spare time on their hands watching sick stuff on work computers


besides, its your brother who was the pussy who just stood there not wanting to get wet and panicing as water was flowing around his truck
didn't see you rushing to help, just laughing behind the bushes on the bank


go visit old man bob, hes got heaps of weird shit to watch

rather defensive, been a problem since childhood has it, "skiddy"?