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Some slimy little bastard has raided our garage. Anyone being offered cheap kids toys and clothes, tools, honda civic parts, very expensive mountain bikes and porn ( ) in the Whangarei area let me know

Sorry to hear that man. Kids toys are bad enough but who steals porn?! Heartless.

Taz wrote:Sorry to hear that man. Kids toys are bad enough but who steals porn?! Heartless.

And then who steals from their neighbour and sells the shit to the neighbour on the otherside

Real rocket scientist this one

Ahahaha? No shit? Your neighbour pinched your stuff and then sold it to the next house? That is about as dumb as you can get. Suprused they didn't steal your car n park it out front of their house too haha

I assume the Mountain Bike was in new, unused condition and the porn is well "used".

Bubba wrote:I assume the Mountain Bike was in new, unused condition and the porn is well "used".

Seriously?
Sounds like you need to have a BBQ and invite all the local 4wders and bikers.
Just eat ya steak and drink ya beer whilst all staring over the fence all casual like....

Even better, the little shit is starting new job in town on monday and i have offered to give him a ride into town. Little does he know I have the fishing gear in the boot and am calling into the police with it for evidence that morning

so... how did it go down?!

CLUMZ1 wrote:so... how did it go down?!

Like a male stripper at a lesbian convention!!

Thought I would stop halfway into town and let him know what I was doing, he bailed real quick

Shame I live about 30kms out of town
Drove back past him a couple of hours later, still hitching and still in the middle of nowhere.

So he hasn't made it to the first day of his new job?

Nope, did call in to let them know that is might be late tough, not a totally heartless bastard. Did ask if they could give him a lift to the police station later if he asked

haaaaaaahaha nice one man. Hope it was raining on the cheeky fawker as well.

Did you get most the stuff back? The stats reckon most burglaries are done by neighbours so not to surprising.
Shame about the job though. Something like that could be the difference between him being a useless thieving prick or otherwise.

Only got some of the fishing gear back unfortunately.

They are still going to take him on at the new job but there are a few conditions that they are going to put in place, good buggers they are. I think they were going to enjoy watching him squirm thou

How the fcuk do you say Ngunguru.

klompy wrote:How the fcuk do you say Ngunguru.

As easily as you can say Rotorua

klompy wrote:How the fcuk do you say Ngunguru.

nung uru