Offroad-Express

hi, i'm new here but i do lots of cool offroad stuff... i'm really good at it too.

anyway, i was tearing up some banks in a reserve the other day when I got stuck... what I need to know is should I have towhooks all over my truck so farmers can pull me out before the cops and the press arrive or should i just rip the plates off and do a runner...

also why hasn't this forum got lots of rules and regulations about towhooks? i rekon we should write some...

WTF who's being the smart ass. Anyone going to mind if i moderate this???????????????????????

but i have to admit it is damned funny :afro: either way im stuffed as the moderator damned if i do, damned if i dont

Mike

Welcome to the forums ElmoJerry

Boy have we got a lot to offer your here at the Offroad Express forums

So do you drive a Nishatsu or Dihatsan????

Do you have side mounted tow hooks??

Do you have photo's of your mates driving up and down banks you wanna share??


OOOOH this is just farken hilarious!!!!!!

Who's hand can i shake for the best bit of humour on ORE in ages!!!!

I want to laugh... I sooo want to laugh... would it be pc to laugh?

I'm sure its not funny, but damn I want to laugh

Steve

PS: Mike, I'd think after recent events you'd just leave well enough alone

ouch...... my sides hurt........

I think this someone having a joke on at my expense (and Elmo's) ....don't worry when I find out who it is I will have to give them a stern lecture about towhooks or something

Disclaimer: I was joking, no I wasn't nagging about towhooks this time, amd no ElmoJerry isn't me

I have tears running down my face from laughing to much

very good!! keep it up elmojerry

Sums it all up very well!!!

John

DieselBoy wrote:
Who's hand can i shake for the best bit of humour on ORE in ages!!!!

Bit of a no brainer really ... think back 14 months or so when a certain character displayed a similar sense of humour and image editing aptitude in a phantom 'take the piss' posting.

Hmmmm - who would have the motivation, skill, and sense of humour.

Leithfield wrote:

DieselBoy wrote:
Who's hand can i shake for the best bit of humour on ORE in ages!!!!

Bit of a no brainer really ... think back 14 months or so when a certain character displayed a similar sense of humour and image editing aptitude in a phantom 'take the piss' posting.

Hmmmm - who would have the motivation, skill, and sense of humour.

Hehehe, ahhh, yes i remember

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA fuuny shit elmojerry.....keep it up dude!!!

holy f@#K, almost pissed myself

welcome back elmojerry

Love your work man.....

we need some more of that humour

Leithfield wrote:

DieselBoy wrote:
Who's hand can i shake for the best bit of humour on ORE in ages!!!!

Bit of a no brainer really ... think back 14 months or so when a certain character displayed a similar sense of humour and image editing aptitude in a phantom 'take the piss' posting.

Hmmmm - who would have the motivation, skill, and sense of humour.

If its as funny as this one can someone put up a link so us newer ones can see it

i like the picture... bit unrealistic, a safari with a small motor in it baking up all the wheels ? ...Cmon...who you trying to kid

but a cool pic none the less

wopass wrote:i like the picture... bit unrealistic, a safari with a small motor in it baking up all the wheels ? ...Cmon...who you trying to kid

but a cool pic none the less

Hey, those 2.8 handgrenades pump out more than the n/a TD42

PR wrote:

Leithfield wrote:

DieselBoy wrote:
Who's hand can i shake for the best bit of humour on ORE in ages!!!!

Bit of a no brainer really ... think back 14 months or so when a certain character displayed a similar sense of humour and image editing aptitude in a phantom 'take the piss' posting.

Hmmmm - who would have the motivation, skill, and sense of humour.

If its as funny as this one can someone put up a link so us newer ones can see it

Not to mention some of us older ones? I don't remember it but a link would be good

Steve

SupraLux wrote:

PR wrote:

Leithfield wrote:

DieselBoy wrote:
Who's hand can i shake for the best bit of humour on ORE in ages!!!!

Bit of a no brainer really ... think back 14 months or so when a certain character displayed a similar sense of humour and image editing aptitude in a phantom 'take the piss' posting.

Hmmmm - who would have the motivation, skill, and sense of humour.

If its as funny as this one can someone put up a link so us newer ones can see it

Not to mention some of us older ones? I don't remember it but a link would be good

Steve

So the hunting begins....................

Where to look I have been hunting for 2 hours and my eyes are getting sore

Good to see you can't keep a good man down . I have slammed the door on this site a few times, then next week switch back on to have a look.

YOU HAVEN'T GOT A BIT OF IRISH IN YOU,----- HAVE YOU, ,

FITZY.

Mike quick lock this thread ...
Before it gets out of hand ....

Nah ... just kidding

Keep up the great work Mike, we all appreciate it

such a warm welcome great to meet you's guys. i have pics of my awesom offroading but I don't want to show you all up so i'll maybe show one now and then.

and if you think you know me, you are probably wrong. i'm new here remember?

got a chainsaw too I hope

I bet your give your kids a good smack too!! Good on ya!

John

I really shouldn't laugh.......... really.........

but god-damn I'm gonna!!!

Is this the thread people are thinking of??

*edit*

Therefore ??

lilpigzuk wrote:Is this the thread people are thinking of??

*edit*

Therefore ??

Someone that wanted to have a beer with me so he could call me names to my face

Twat

DieselBoy wrote:

lilpigzuk wrote:Is this the thread people are thinking of??

*edit*

Therefore ??

Someone that wanted to have a beer with me so he could call me names to my face

Twat

Well thats the second person that agrees funnay shit