Offroad-Express

PR wrote:Please let it be over I was only just starting to recover from Jerrys last tow hook debate Now I have to start again

Just go to your HAPPY PLACE

billyvanboheman wrote:

PR wrote:Please let it be over I was only just starting to recover from Jerrys last tow hook debate Now I have to start again

Just go to your HAPPY PLACE

yea your happy place...the one where you cant see a thing. (while a toyota pulls you out)

kaney wrote:
(while a toyota pulls you out)

Man that just wont quit

Anyway it wasn't a toyota that did the towing

Kaney I was towed twice by the misses and attempted to be towed by happy hilux without sussess so I winched myself out but I did tow toyotas 5 times and arm wrestled one out of the river

PR wrote:Kaney I was towed twice by the misses and attempted to be towed by happy hilux without sussess so I winched myself out but I did tow toyotas 5 times and arm wrestled one out of the river

And provided a little "weight" on the front of my truck to get a wheel on the ground

A little he was in the workshop getting his seat welded up on Wednesday...

Look forward to racing you for the saussies at sheffield PR

Had to do that with the welded seat rail how could anyone leave that alone

Steve_t647 wrote:A little he was in the workshop getting his seat welded up on Wednesday...

Look forward to racing you for the saussies at sheffield PR

Had to do that with the welded seat rail how could anyone leave that alone

I was waiting for the misses or matt4u or al to put something up but I didnt execpy you to do it wait till I catch up with you and the seat had been brocken for at least 8 months and I got sick of the misses bitching about it so I fixed it

Azza was trying to wind us up and some of you wanted an appearance from me on this thread have to keep the fans happy. hence the sarky reply.....

As a punishment I think he should attend the next 12hr towhook lecture, we need to ensure the floor and the chair have rated engineered mounts and attached with at lease 12mm rated bolts, to secure him to it we need a couple of rated strops.....As I'm concerned about OSH I'll bring the earplugs so their moans don't make me deaf Oh and he can bring his mates PR and Ryan too

Over my dead body

Theres some nice 1080 carrots that have just been dropped into the Akatarawa's today....I could get some and make you a nice carrot cake or stew, or do you prefer raw carrots.....

dont think so Jerry......my hooks are A Ok.....and i have my own carrots too :albino:

Ha Ha dont like carrots

Terry wrote:J
"this side to enemy" - applies to Nissans as well as claymores - not so sure of Prados tho...

mmmmmmm Claymores. What has four legs, 800 balls and f*cks gooks

M18A1 Claymore

(Threadjack alert!)

Edited due to tread jacking

Steve_t647 wrote:A little he was in the workshop getting his seat welded up on Wednesday...

Look forward to racing you for the saussies at sheffield PR

Had to do that with the welded seat rail how could anyone leave that alone

I would have thought that it would have been all of the water holes that PR gets stuck in which caused his seat to rust

To be fair I think it was only mud holes that had him stuck,

the first one was the one Happy Hilux never made it through when the track was first checked.

The two in the middle I am pretty sure no-one would have gotten through. I suspect there was a couple of big tree roots in the bottom that needed winched over (really only one hole just two lines)

The last time I think the old diffs off the ground trick and he was on 35's

I was impressed how capable it was (even if it was a nissan) in the pea gravel for the trucks weight, and how nimble PR is around his monkey bars to keep dry and rescue everyone himself included.

Steve_t647 wrote:To be fair I think it was only mud holes that had him stuck,

the first one was the one Happy Hilux never made it through when the track was first checked.

The two in the middle I am pretty sure no-one would have gotten through. I suspect there was a couple of big tree roots in the bottom that needed winched over (really only one hole just two lines)

The last time I think the old diffs off the ground trick and he was on 35's

I was impressed how capable it was (even if it was a nissan) in the pea gravel for the trucks weight, and how nimble PR is around his monkey bars to keep dry and rescue everyone himself included.

Going to upgrade to a NISSAN now aye :thumright:

the reason why PR,s seat had to be fixed was that the weight from his big head got to much for it.
The only reason why hes got a nissan is because nothing else can handle the weight of his big head. (the one on his shoulders)
His happy place is away from me.

Bubbles wrote:the reason why PR,s seat had to be fixed was that the weight from his big head got to much for it.
The only reason why hes got a nissan is because nothing else can handle the weight of his big head. (the one on his shoulders)
His happy place is away from me.

You wait till I get home you are in for a spanking

allways look in the back ground



nice bubbles

are you saying what i think you are saying?

Bubbles wrote:are you saying what i think you are saying?

i dont know...that depends on what you think im saying........

im thinking something in the gutter

wopass wrote:allways look in the back ground

Yes yes wopass, i see what you mean.................

Bubbles indeed.

Bubbles wrote:im thinking something in the gutter

most certianly not in the gutter ! ...... more of a mantle piece

sorry, ill piss off now............

xj wrote:

wopass wrote:allways look in the back ground

Yes yes wopass, i see what you mean.................

Bubbles indeed.

Actually... I think this is an issue you need to take up with hulux-happy

azza, i dont think there'd be any need for that.

xj wrote:azza, i dont think there'd be any need for that.

Fair enough... call it as you see it

They are Happyhiluxs bubbles