Offroad-Express

Well it's friday night and im off to work

not back on land untill some time after sat evening

jono

So far im going to go x mas shoppign with my girl friend, I want to buy her a ring, But i don't no the size of her thinger so we going in to morrow to see and im going to buy her one:D wish me luck fullas lmao,

Will probly work on the landrover sunday afternoon hopfully,


And hopfully sunday night i will be able to take megan to valentines for diner if my brother pays up! by then (lil bastard!)




Probly thinking im a lil bitch now

86-surf wrote: But i don't no the size of her thinger so we going in to morrow to see and im going to buy her one:D wish me luck fullas lmao,

question is - does she know the size of your THINGER? If you compare they might match!!! (sorry lad, couldnt resist)

Wedding anniversay on monday, so got all romantic this arvo and bought the boss some Jeep apparel, then tonight bought myself a 32 incl lcd tv. tomorrow its work do night, so ill be on here at 2am sunday morning typing shite.....

xj wrote:question is - does she know the size of your THINGER? If you compare they might match!!! (sorry lad, couldnt resist)

Thats fine because she does no the size of my thinger.

And boy do they not match

86-surf wrote:

xj wrote:question is - does she know the size of your THINGER? If you compare they might match!!! (sorry lad, couldnt resist)

Thats fine because she does no the size of my thinger.

And boy do they not match

Hmmmm, the foresk is strong in this one....

86-surf wrote:

xj wrote:
Hmmmm, the foresk is strong in this one....

Foresk wtf is that?

Lmao

91Rangie wrote:

86-surf wrote:

xj wrote:
Hmmmm, the foresk is strong in this one....

Foresk wtf is that?

Lmao

Hey man no one can know everything!

rangie, i'm glad someone picked up the double-entendre, hate to waste a good joke.

xj wrote:

86-surf wrote:

xj wrote:question is - does she know the size of your THINGER? If you compare they might match!!! (sorry lad, couldnt resist)

Thats fine because she does no the size of my thinger.

And boy do they not match

Hmmmm, the foresk is strong in this one....

If i am right i meens, male sexules intacorse or somthing like that! lmao

gone off topic enough *ahem*..... not going to be responsible for this one...

yes yes, back on topic please!

well was out out the waimka this evening and saw some poor bugger who had bellied his surf in the river..and not just like meh shell be rite but oh shit the door sill has gravel coming in it then a landy tryed pullint it out but had no luck..i hope he got out in time

Oh yes to night we have booby trapped our lawn because some assholes keep running arround our yard and bracking into our garage and they keep trying to brake into the caravan that my brother sleeps in so we have bats under our beds nylon with fishing hooks all over the place out side so if they come they are going to get hooked, litrily so if im not on to morrow you will no why, i would have eiver been klled or in hospital

thanks for the warning

86-surf wrote:Oh yes to night we have booby trapped our lawn because some assholes keep running arround our yard and bracking into our garage and they keep trying to brake into the caravan that my brother sleeps in so we have bats under our beds nylon with fishing hooks all over the place out side so if they come they are going to get hooked, litrily so if im not on to morrow you will no why, i would have eiver been klled or in hospital

bing ba da bing ba da bing

turoa wrote:

86-surf wrote:Oh yes to night we have booby trapped our lawn because some assholes keep running arround our yard and bracking into our garage and they keep trying to brake into the caravan that my brother sleeps in so we have bats under our beds nylon with fishing hooks all over the place out side so if they come they are going to get hooked, litrily so if im not on to morrow you will no why, i would have eiver been klled or in hospital

bing ba da bing ba da bing

NO it will be more like smash smash smash bash (no legs ouw ouw ouw can't walk) bang smash smash bang!!!

Put some screws into the porch then fished plastic edeging out of my eyeon a bus trip as it felt that good to take it ou next to drinkiing. Bad times

friday worked nightshift

oh and goin to on sat and sun too..

shithouse..

86-surf wrote:Oh yes to night we have booby trapped our lawn because some assholes keep running arround our yard and bracking into our garage and they keep trying to brake into the caravan that my brother sleeps in so we have bats under our beds nylon with fishing hooks all over the place out side so if they come they are going to get hooked, litrily so if im not on to morrow you will no why, i would have eiver been klled or in hospital

you keep blaming it on the home skool

I really gotta ask dude.

WHERE WAS THE DICTIONARY

skid wrote:

86-surf wrote:Oh yes to night we have booby trapped our lawn because some assholes keep running arround our yard and bracking into our garage and they keep trying to brake into the caravan that my brother sleeps in so we have bats under our beds nylon with fishing hooks all over the place out side so if they come they are going to get hooked, litrily so if im not on to morrow you will no why, i would have eiver been klled or in hospital

you keep blaming it on the home skool

I really gotta ask dude.

WHERE WAS THE DICTIONARY

if only

had the xmas bbq for the wellington crew around at red rocks good time had by all

there's still some creaking and groaning coming from my front end after last weekends "efforts". So figured i best have a decent investigation. My front swaybar had slid to one side and was striking the inside guard, so moved it back and tightened. Noticed that on the other side the bracket that holds my steering damper was resting against the left spring, so, loosened it off, realigned and tightened the crap outa it (its gunna get welded), whilst doing so, i pulled the boot back off the damper..... and im sure its meant to be straight?????? ..... and that funny oily stuff wasnt there when i fitted it either.....

xj wrote:there's still some creaking and groaning coming from my front end after last weekends "efforts". So figured i best have a decent investigation. My front swaybar had slid to one side and was striking the inside guard, so moved it back and tightened. Noticed that on the other side the bracket that holds my steering damper was resting against the left spring, so, loosened it off, realigned and tightened the crap outa it (its gunna get welded), whilst doing so, i pulled the boot back off the damper..... and im sure its meant to be straight?????? ..... and that funny oily stuff wasnt there when i fitted it either.....

I did notice in your photos that you are not disconnected in the front. Put some decent discos (i.e. JKs) and see how beautifully it flexes.

Steering dampner is just a band aid, you don't really need it if every thing else is set-up correctly.

allovermud wrote:then a landy tryed pullint it out but had no luck..i hope he got out in time

We were sifting down there bout 9.30pm friday night and seen that f**kin landy hung up on a tree stump in the middle of no wear goin absolutley no wear. With no ropes. Behind a fence that it shouldnt have really bean!!!! Gave them a snatch out to get them on there way before the gates shut at 10pm.

Its those gonads that #### it for everyone!!!!

WELLY ORE BBQ at RED ROCKS

was fantastic

Got to know a few guys that up till now were just avatars and ORE logon names, Did some night mission 4x4'n, watched a bent and buckled Tara and a Safari chassin a rabbit rond a paddock, drunk beer and listened to people talk shit (the amount of shit appeared to be proportional to the quantity of beer consumed.... odd )

Had a great night, thanks to all, especially Bubba for organising the thing and Malcolm and Gareth for lettin us crash in ya batch.

first start to the day fixed me mums shopping trolley, then to monstas place to pick up some winch mounting bits for the safari , maney thanks to steve for the stuff bythe way' then a afternoon xmas shopping including a cool as truck mount radio,

coxsy wrote:then a afternoon xmas shopping including a cool as truck mount radio,

Which one and from where? I am in the market for one.

LiL-Miss-Zuk1 wrote:

allovermud wrote:then a landy tryed pullint it out but had no luck..i hope he got out in time

We were sifting down there bout 9.30pm friday night and seen that f**kin landy hung up on a tree stump in the middle of no wear goin absolutley no wear. With no ropes. Behind a fence that it shouldnt have really bean!!!! Gave them a snatch out to get them on there way before the gates shut at 10pm.

Its those gonads that #### it for everyone!!!!

And some one sees you pulling them out and sees the ORE sticker on your truck and think that you were playing in the wrong place with them.

Yes we need to get these dorks unstuck but we also need to educate them and pass on the rego's etc to the relevant people.

thanks TJ had to go look to see the model number ,shock horror , was just a scanner we got , back tricky dicky changed to uho15sx what i wanted in the first place,

TJ wrote:

xj wrote:there's still some creaking and groaning coming from my front end after last weekends "efforts". So figured i best have a decent investigation. My front swaybar had slid to one side and was striking the inside guard, so moved it back and tightened. Noticed that on the other side the bracket that holds my steering damper was resting against the left spring, so, loosened it off, realigned and tightened the crap outa it (its gunna get welded), whilst doing so, i pulled the boot back off the damper..... and im sure its meant to be straight?????? ..... and that funny oily stuff wasnt there when i fitted it either.....

I did notice in your photos that you are not disconnected in the front. Put some decent discos (i.e. JKs) and see how beautifully it flexes.

Steering dampner is just a band aid, you don't really need it if every thing else is set-up correctly.

Yeah, i took the jks dicos off the wifes and put them on my cherokee, then forgot to steal them back for my TJ when i sold it..... DOH

Know anyone with a spare steering box?