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gazza wrote:

wgtnnewbie wrote:hey gazza check this link to give you an idea as to what will be allowed in and what you'll have to do to get it passed by maf
http://www.biosecurity.govt.nz/imports/animals/standards/ediproic.all.htm

cheers steve

Cheers newbie will check it out plus will pm ya final list of goodies just to double check

no worries dude joys of having a missus who's a trainee biosecurity officer....lol she did say to make sure that everything has the country of origin clearly shown as if not it won't allowed in. Also everything goes through the xray at the auckland mailcentre so declaring everything in the pack will help.

Hey NIZ look what i picked up today





Bet most on here have not seen a pie in a tin before

Also picked up two of these


Each tub has 3 times the segments of a skiddys choc orange, for the same price and they are wrapped in singles. So i can tip them out into the goody box to save room.

Mananged to find another couple of things from the goodie list





Am on the hunt for the sherbet lemons and the cherry lips

just bought a charger for my phone and laptop seeing as they had NZ plugs on and got these pics off my phone as we were flying over the Himalayas.









These last 2 were about 80miles south of moscow took the pics one after the other each side of the plane. There just seemed to be plenty of nothing, very barren.





Oh well only another 1hr 20 mins and then i can call my wife

Oh nearly forgot could not find any artillery port skiddy. So got you a bottle of COCKBURNS special reserve



Hope that will do Scroll down for a better picture






























There ya go its standing next to my coffee mug dont drink it all at once

gazza wrote:





























There ya go its standing next to my coffee mug dont drink it all at once

that should last ages if I have a wee sip as a nightcap just before bed at RW, sweeeet

gazza wrote:Hey NIZ look what i picked up today





Bet most on here have not seen a pie in a tin before

yumyumyyumyumyumyumyumyum.. gimmi gimmi gimmi......right..im back...had a flashback moment then

EEEERRRRRRRRRRR




kinda tested them and can vouch that they are luvvvvleeeee

and to think I put a post up to say you were a good bastard

you're a bad bastard now

skid wrote:and to think I put a post up to say you were a good bastard

you're a bad bastard now

its ok skiddy will get somemore

No wonder my MG is so quick just been to the seafront and looked back at car and pic below will tell ya how small it is. now i know why a fat fark like me struggles to get out when another car is parked close. Its like a road legal go-kart. Just came back from town on the motorway thought lets stretch its legs a bit, opened it up fecking flys.. Just wanted to hit the 100mph (162kph) then pulled over to middle lane and cars were flying past me. 90/110 mph.Thats pretty normal here. Even though its mid engined pulling away with heavy right foot the tyres want to spin 1st and 2nd.. But i have to keep my nose clean so i can get back there. Yes i,m going on bout me car but dont have a 4x4 to talk shit about . I,m on a fecking sherbet lemon hunt, have a couple of interviews monday for engineering jobs. They are not what i want to do and sound shit and are paying shit so. I,m showing willing going to the interview just to see if i get them. But will take delight saying no thanks, or up the pay . Looking at another specialised work shop a week later building race cars. Think my CV should clinch it and i,m looking at starting to race here again while i,m here ( sold my race car company after 10 yrs built n raced for a living) and moved to aussie (tossers) then back to my mum in NZ.



Ok this is GAZZA signing off, slightly pissed,homesick, its 7,16am your time have no,one to abuse with a quick response, although if i had skiddys numbers would call him .

gazza wrote:Hey NIZ look what i picked up today





Bet most on here have not seen a pie in a tin before

Well... Ive looked at Customs, NZFSA website and apart from going round in circles and getting no definate answer, even after i emailed both, From what info i could get, it should be ok as long as its declared and it is for Personal Use/gift and NOT for commercial sale, I know you can get these into NZ as i've had them sent from family in the UK in the past, the only thing that stopped them ariving over the last few years was the 20 quid box costing 50 quid to send

Nizsafari wrote:

gazza wrote:Hey NIZ look what i picked up today





Bet most on here have not seen a pie in a tin before

Well... Ive looked at Customs, NZFSA website and apart from going round in circles and getting no definate answer, even after i emailed both, From what info i could get, it should be ok as long as its declared and it is for Personal Use/gift and NOT for commercial sale, I know you can get these into NZ as i've had them sent from family in the UK in the past, the only thing that stopped them ariving over the last few years was the 20 quid box costing 50 quid to send

should be ok (even if it is bloody strange...lol) check through this link.

wgtnnewbie wrote:hey gazza check this link to give you an idea as to what will be allowed in and what you'll have to do to get it passed by maf
http://www.biosecurity.govt.nz/imports/animals/standards/ediproic.all.htm

cheers steve

it's great having someone on the inside.....

havent you welly guys tried out the Brit Shop on Taranaki Street?

http://www.coolbritannia.co.nz/

TopGear wrote:havent you welly guys tried out the Brit Shop on Taranaki Street?

http://www.coolbritannia.co.nz/

Yep been there.. done that.. Part of the problem with CoolBrit is certain things you can bring into NZ for personal use but not for commercial sale.

Hi Gazza put me down for a pie to please mate id forgotten them they are yummy wrong but yummy

stinky wrote:Hi Gazza put me down for a pie to please mate id forgotten them they are yummy wrong but yummy

No worries

stinky wrote:Hi Gazza put me down for a pie to please mate id forgotten them they are yummy wrong but yummy

Good to see i'm not the only one who appreciates fine British tinned quisine

Nizsafari wrote:

stinky wrote:Hi Gazza put me down for a pie to please mate id forgotten them they are yummy wrong but yummy

Good to see i'm not the only one who appreciates fine British tinned quisine

Niz you could always invite stinky to yours for a cosy dinner and have half each . You know wine, candles soft music, Compare the size of your gearsticks

gazza wrote:

Nizsafari wrote:

stinky wrote:Hi Gazza put me down for a pie to please mate id forgotten them they are yummy wrong but yummy

Good to see i'm not the only one who appreciates fine British tinned quisine

Niz you could always invite stinky to yours for a cosy dinner and have half each . You know wine, candles soft music, Compare the size of your gearsticks

No Way.... Its my precious.. all mine.. and i aint sharing it

ONLY 24HRS LEFT TILL THE GOODIE BOX IS closed to any more orders then will try and find those bloody sherbet lemons and post on monday Stinky can you pm me ya work addy pls

i got 2 bags of sherbert kin lemans today went on a sweet shop crawl for over 2 hrs. gaxe up went and filled the mg up at out local service station and there they were right in front of me ap 99p a bag done prob 20 bucks in fuel but also got stinkys pie

bit concerned on the weight of this parcel, as my sister sent my mum a small teddy in a box for xmas and was $20 and only weighed 60 grams more than the 2 bags of sherbet lemons. i,ve got 2 pies now ffs lol errr n lots more

can,t recall who wanted the cherry lips. 1 cant find them 2 get a life

Hey stinky have asked your to pm you full work address twice...! i cant believe you dont have time to post seeing that you have employed an extremly tanned winch bitch wearing a black vest. I personaally will not be held responsible if this coming monday and i have not sealed the box, That any or some or indeed all contents will be subjected to vigorous tasting sessions. I know your a man of quality and by that you know as with any sampling you have to wash your mouth of any residue of the previous taste. and kindly our local watering hole with warm beer (they chill mine) has offered to be our hosts . Which i think is very kind of them. You have to realise in a small villiage there can be some friction between the locals. Words of i hope she chokes on her sherbet lemons has been heard. Although in due respsct they are more concerned in case mid summer murders will be filmed there. Then they know there time is limited. I,ve been here 3 weeks now and my sisters watches it. Now call me cynical. But around 30 people live there and in the last 3 weeks 5 have been killed By 5 different people.thats 1 3rd of the people are dead of have been killed Its a soap btw

maybe i,m missing something but i think i would of moved by now. brb can here someone screaming sounds like they have to change the keg

ok i get you have pmed

jeez i need to stop posting after i,ve been to the local.

Morning Gazza

Sadam_Husain wrote:Morning Gazza

Morning sadam, how was ur week in the bush? What did you do?

gazza wrote:Morning sadam, how was ur week in the bush? What did you do?

Drunk piss with the boys..... what else do you do out in the scrub

gazza wrote:

BAHAHA that car cracks me up gazza, when you finaly get back in a truck your gana be sceared of heights