Marks Back, Sack and Crack appontment

[Bubba]

On Friday night Mark agreed that he needed his Back, Sack and Crack waxed. Shell agreed she would do it (in the best possible taste of course), there was a whip around and the deal was done. Handbrake agreed to record the occasion.

Can't back out now Mark, too many witnesses, too much money has passed hands, we can even give the extra money to charity if you want but it will be done, and there will be photo's!

[Heath]

You poor bastard. Dont know if we should laugh at you or CRY with you. Rather you then me, just thinking about it sends a cold shiver down the spine of most red blooded males.

[skid]

I think we need another witness to attend



So figuring that Sadam put in nearly half the money he should be the logical choice to bear witness to the occasion and maybe operate the video camera so we hear the crying

[Nizsafari]

On Friday night Mark agreed that he needed his Back, Sack and Crack waxed. Shell agreed she would do it (in the best possible taste of course), there was a whip around and the deal was done. Handbrake agreed to record the occasion.

Can't back out now Mark, too many witnesses, too much money has passed hands, we can even give the extra money to charity if you want but it will be done, and there will be photo's!

take a needle and thread just incase the wax rips the sack open, you'll need something to stitch them up with..... oh the effects of alcohol consumption..

[gazza]

I,m cringing just reading this. Wtf were you drinking Mark

[skid]

I,m cringing just reading this. Wtf were you drinking Mark

LOTS

[Jerry]

his own hombrew spirits...

[mroffroader]

I,m cringing just reading this. Wtf were you drinking Mark

Everything and far to much of it

You poor bastard Mark what have we done




Jeez Skid and Jerry....you boys are quick

[Beer_Cruiser]

I,m cringing just reading this. Wtf were you drinking Mark

This is why I said no thanks when you started to pour those rums Mark.....

[PR]

At least he didnt spilt it all over you aye Mark next time I am around him and hes drinking his homebrew I will wear a rain coat

[Bubba]

At least he didnt spilt it all over you aye Mark next time I am around him and hes drinking his homebrew I will wear a rain coat

Oh but he did spit it all up the next morning though

No excuses now though, if he won't go then we will have to go to him

[skid]

At least he didnt spilt it all over you aye Mark next time I am around him and hes drinking his homebrew I will wear a rain coat

Oh but he did spit it all up the next morning though

No excuses now though, if he won't go then we will have to go to him

theres probably a few of us that could do with it

[Jerry]

Are you agreeing to it SKID

[skid]

Are you agreeing to it SKID

I can honestly say that the thought of getting something like this has crossed my mind, but after last years "movember" pictures, I will not be humiliating myself in the public gallery again.

Also, the back and crack sound OK, but the thought of those wax strips peeling across your scrotum just make me wince everytime.

Truthfully, if it ever happened it would be my little secret, and the only other person who would know would be the waxer and I don't think they would be somebody off this forum.

Would fly overseas far far away to get it done

[taz01]

awww hell i thought i was chipping a tenner for more beer ........but this sound far more painful than any hangover i could incur on myself .....well it aint me so suggest drink lots of brew dude and may the regrowth be quick and with little itchiness..... oh wait on second thoughts i hope its slow and may your nuts rub long
bring on the next welly get together i wonder what we can come up with then

[Heath]

I think we need another witness to attend



So figuring that Sadam put in nearly half the money he should be the logical choice to bear witness to the occasion and maybe operate the video camera so we hear the crying

Don't know that I would like to see footage. Maybe just focus on his face and watch the expressions change with a little audio of the ripping sounds also.

[lilpigzuk]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3seK7Vot0gM

[gazza]

:lol:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3seK7Vot0gM

jeeez that was funny as, brought tears to my eyes in more ways than one .home brew is deadly i,m just glad there was plenty of witnesses, so no backing out

[Ryan]

Mark is keeping very quiet on this one??

[Mark]

Shit, shit, shit, shit.... why did you have to remember that!

[abbo]

I think we need another witness to attend



So figuring that Sadam put in nearly half the money he should be the logical choice to bear witness to the occasion and maybe operate the video camera so we hear the crying

Don't know that I would like to see footage. Maybe just focus on his face and watch the expressions change with a little audio of the ripping sounds also.

THIS IS THE WAY TO DO IT . LOADS OF SOUND AND ONLY THE FACE PLEASE So whens it booked in.... Or is this the next wellington get together

[Sadam_Husain]

So whens it booked in.... Or is this the next wellington get together

There might be a large convoy of trucks escorting Mark down to Shell's Beauty Spa for the next Wellington event, whos bringing the BBQ?

[Nizsafari]

So whens it booked in.... Or is this the next wellington get together

There might be a large convoy of trucks escorting Mark down to Shell's Beauty Spa for the next Wellington event, whos bringing the BBQ?

yea why not,, maybe we should make up some banners???

[gazza]

Shit, shit, shit, shit.... why did you have to remember that!

[PR]

Good luck Mark your going to need it with that linch mob after your nuts could I suggest moving to Alaska go get him boys

[abbo]

So whens it booked in.... Or is this the next wellington get together

There might be a large convoy of trucks escorting Mark down to Shell's Beauty Spa for the next Wellington event, whos bringing the BBQ?

BBQ no worries i can bring one

[Jerry]

Nobody bring any meatballs or mountian oysters to cook on it

[mercutio]

hey mark what is your fave charity could do this as a fundraiser

[Bubba]

So, whats the plan? Lets all rock round to shells beauty spa the next free weekend with chilly bins and a bbq. While we are there we can stock up on face cream

[gazza]